Soviet Jazz

Soviet Jazz is a Scientific self-improvment program in Ten Easy Steps. We believe that fulfillment is a human right, and you are a human-being!

Do You ever experience:

Frustration Because of Smothering Demands in Life. An Intence Longing for Outer Space. Feelings of Doubt. The urge to just show them, all of them, once and for all, goddamnit.

For less than a Dollar Per Minute*, you too can be taken into the tasteful Soviet Jazz family, where dreams become Your asset. Soviet Jazz is the only Scientific self-improvement program that can GUARANTEE** participant fulfillment!!

And don't forget to inform your friends about the Soviet Jazz Scientific self-improvment program. We here at Soviet Jazz reward those who reach out to people in need! Remember: The Human Condition Can Be Treated!