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Half-Breed

i am not too hard on myself!!!

About Me

Hey, I'm Mike and this thing is all pat's fault. He made this for me and then sent me a link to my own myspace. Now everyone can see how uncool I am and how few friends I have. Anyways, I'm a senior at Naperville North and I play hockey there. I'm half Irish and half Asian so I got that going for me. I also tend to be awkward in social situations and am unsuccessful with women. However, people tell me I'm smart cuz I'm asian so if you need help with your homework, I'll be happy to do it for you in exchange for fake friendship. Otherwise, there's no real reason to talk to me. If you are also uncool like me, im me at mcazian and we can talk about chess and math and schoolwork and stuff like that.

My Interests

Hockey, Skiing, Snowboarding, Driving Stickshift, Females, and just hanging out

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who fun and cool to talk toYou are a happy drunk

When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.

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The Stereotype you match is, Being over worked by your parents.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Philip Collins
Birthday: June 8, 1988
Birthplace: Naperville
Current Location: Naperville
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: asian and ... wait for it, wait for it...Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: addidas
Your Weakness: sweaty balls
Your Fears: naperville cops
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into college and go top 5 in state for hockey
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs, definitely
Your Bedtime: meh whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: SSPP
Pepsi or Coke: either
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac
Single or Group Dates: mostly single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: umm
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: rarely
Do you Swear: yea
Do you Sing: poorly
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: yup
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Yea. Well, usually. I don't know...I guess. Some of the time, umm..definitely maybe
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: that's for you to decide
Are you a Health Freak: no not really
Do you get along with your Parents: usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: yea, but it's rare
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ....no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ...no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: about that...
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: actually yes lol
Ever been Beaten up: probably, can't win 'em all
Ever Shoplifted: about that...
How do you want to Die: not embarrassingly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: no clue
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't mater
Short or Long Hair: bald
Height: at least a foot taller than me
Weight: under 100lbs or over 220lbs
Best Clothing Style: naked kind
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: hardly any, all mp3's
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2.5

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Music:

ACDC, Aerosmith, 50 Cent, AudioSlave, Bowling for Soup, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Dispatch, Disturbed, DMX, Eminem, Eve 6, Everclear, Fallout Boy, Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Green Day, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Buffet, Jimmy Eat World, Kanye West, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Mudvayne, My Chemical Romance, Nickleback, Nirvana, Powerman 5000, Queen, R. Kelly, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Simon and Garfunkel, Staind, Sublime, Sum 41, Switchfoot, The Beatles, The Killers, The Monkeys, The White Stripes, Train, Trapt, Treble Charger, and a bunch of other stuff I'll get to later

Movies:

Anchorman, Blues Brothers, Boondock Saints, Dodgeball, The Godfather, Requiem for a Dream, The Shawshank Redemption, Super Troopers, Ocean's 11

Television:

Family Guy, Seinfield, and anything on Comedy Central

Books:

Angels and Demons, Da Vinci Code, and Harry Potter cuz I'm cool like that

Heroes:

pat enyart, and my parents