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About Me

I CHANGE FLIGHTS MORE THAN YOU CHANGE YOUR CHONIES!!!* I'm a westcoast girl at heart, but right now I live in planes, trains, buses, ferries, camel bellies, and couches and spend more time sleeping in airports than I do at your daddy's... A girl of many contradictions but never any games or mindfuck - because all I can be at the end of the day is be ME... and I like ME... YOU like ME... and ME is ME... BLELIEVE THE HYPE!!! Sometimes feel as if I am in the middle of nowhere but am always somewhere... I'm homeless but I'm not broke... I'm sane yet crazy at times... I know how to have fun with the best of them but I also know when to chill... I am lazy but I can whoop your ass and throw down when you least expect it... I have been around the world twice over but I also "likes to chill" out on my old 'hoods... Never had any complaints thus far... Countless bureaucratic folk and databases try to define me - and they simply can't. Screw the taxmen!!!I have seen more of the world and back and am itchin' for more... I won't stop unless I find something good to make it worth staying for... Oh, and to all the haters I got something to say to ya'! "You wish that you had my life... and if you don`t you just haven`t realized it yet... Hahahaha!!!" JK! Well... sort of...THINGS I WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT ME: -I AM A SCRABBLE CHAMP! Ask everyone... OK. Not a champ but pretty darn close... I'm pretty damn good. Trust. -I'm a rock star but without the fame and moolah... -Yet I cannot drive and talk on a cel phone at the same time... really... it's really pathetic... And I just found out that I cannot walk and eat food on skewers at the same time, as well... -I can barely walk and talk... -But for some reason I can play BEJEWELED on my mobile while running around the city doing errands... I'm weird like that... -I really hate celery... so don't try to serve me some -I love sunflower seends - I can live off them. -I hate it when people try to over-intellectualize everything... FUCK OFF!! -But I do enjoy intellectual conversation... at times... especially when I am around people that are incapable of such conversations... -I pick out marshmallows from my LUCKY CHARMS cereal.. -I dig the toy out of my cereal, too... -I have a teddy bear that has her own AMEX card... YOU THINK I AM JOKING? She likes to buy me things... -I look gross in photos... it sucks... who cares... -I have over 20 cameras... -I don't like shopping, but I like buying things... -I always pay my way... cuz I can afford to... -I'm not a gold-digger... no sugar daddies need apply! -I am one of the coolest people that you will meet... Really. -I can tear it up on the dance floor... FOR REAL!!! -I can be lazy... I mean really lazy... -Ten years ago I would've creamed your ass on a snowboard... But all those peeps that stayed in Whistler can oust me now... But I still got game... -I have fallen off chairlifts, ledges, cliffs and have only a sprained wrist... no broken bones... yet.. or ever... But I have fallen off chairlifts, mountain faces, and have gotten hit by almost every class of vehicles out there... -I hail from Vancouver, BC -CANADA (GO CANUCKS!!!) -But I was born in Montreal, PQ (GO HABS!!!) -I tried my hand in Japan, Scotland, and Costa Rica... -Might end up in the Middle East though... -I can watch movies alone... and without popcron!!! -I can go to the bathroom alone, too... -In fact, I can do many things alone... -But there are some things that I don't like to do alone... -I LOVE TOYS!!! Kid at heart, here... -I can spend hours checking out gadgets... -I'm not a baller but I can put one to shame, if need be... -Jerry O'Connell has kissed me... But it was kinda gross... -I love taking pics... really, I LOVE TAKING PICS!!! -I am a classically trained pianist... BUT I HATE IT!!! -I did ballet for 11 years... and hated every minute of it!!! -I love meeting new people -I have a tendency to peel labels off everything... -I used to fence... EN GARDE!! -I am currently prepping for my GMATs... AYUDAME!!! -I am now really into my yoga... -I rocked at CONTRA!!! -I love sushi!!! -In fact, I like a lot of things raw... -I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!!! I really do!!! -Because driving in LA and NYC sucks... -I love www.kidrobot.com -I really love www.kidrobot.com -I really, really, really love www.kidrobot.com -I cannot wait to get my first book published... so I can just live off writing and traveling... -I love skater boys, cowboys, tattoo'd boys, smart boys, funny boys, and just dudes in general... -I prefer coke... -I value my friends... I treat them like platinum... -I got street credentials... -Yo mama...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kat, Katherine, KitKat, Kit, and Mary in case I want to sound more like a saint and not a sinner......
Birthday: October 15th... Libra to you!!!
Birthplace: MontREAL, Quebec
Current Location: On a plane...
Eye Color: Brown with a tinge of red...
Hair Color: It's in a bad stage right now...
Height: 5 '6--- Not too bad...
Right Handed or Left Handed: The artistic side...
Your Heritage: Pinoy, Spic, and Chink...
The Shoes You Wore Today: My FUCK-ME boots
Your Weakness: The smell of gas, skater boys, and bad knees...
Your Fears: Being poor
Your Perfect Pizza: Is a hot dog... I'd go to jail over one!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To win the lottery...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HEY!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Daylight is so overrated... Just a few more hours... For real???
Your Best Physical Feature: Lips...
Your Bedtime: 3-5am
Your Most Missed Memory: The memory card that fell out of my camera...
Pepsi or Coke: COKE... Oh, you're talking soft drinks?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's or In-and-Out
Single or Group Dates: I hate dating... I just like to get down to the dirty...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NesTEA!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: BUBBLE TEA
Do you Smoke: Not too much these days...
Do you Swear: FUCK NO!!!
Do you Sing: Yeah... in the shower...
Do you Shower Daily: HELL YEAH!!
Have you Been in Love: I think so...
Do you want to go to College: Already been
Do you want to get Married: Not really
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah, especially since I can spell...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I try to read on a bus
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not ugly
Are you a Health Freak: Not really...
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom, yeah...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes!
Do you play an Instrument: I play a mean recorder!
In the past month have you Smoked: Depends on what...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Maybe...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah... unfortunately...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EVERYDAY
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YES
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YES
Ever been Drunk: YES
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: NO - I am asian and I can kill you with my bare hands...
Ever Shoplifted: YES
How do you want to Die: HAPPY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Sea-Monkey
What country would you most like to Visit: Kazakhstan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ME NO CARE
Favourite Hair Color: ME NO CARE
Short or Long Hair: ME NO CARE
Height: More than me
Weight: More than me
Best Clothing Style: Urban
Number of Drugs I have taken: Cannot count that high...
Number of CDs I own: 5000+
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 5 that I can think of...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1287362187 things
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My Interests

Traveling (some fo the places that I have been to would make you chill), movies (I could spend days watching movies...), writing( you can usually catch me writing in my journals or begging others to write in my BOOKS), LOMOGRAPHY (another excuse to take mad photos), photogaphy(did I mention that I take MAD photos? I am blame it on being mostly asian...), pimping out my stuff on eBay, then buying stuff on eBay, meditating heavily (aka. sleep), reading(I like books with pictures), Burt's Bees, sex(it's good for my skin - I SWEAR!!!), tattoos(I have a FEW), jewelry-making, NYC(it's MY CITY), and cute things... www.kidrobot.com///www.lomohomes.com/je.mappelle.kat... I also like looking at flyers for weekly specials at my favourite joints... Playing BINGO Lottery Scratch tickets... trying to convince people to eat Chinese food at 3 or 4 in the morning... origami... breaking into things for fun and to show you that I can... buying make-up but not wearing any... playing with swords... using my Jedi powers to get what I want in life... and singing songs in Spanish when I am a little on the BORRACHA side...
You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?

I'd like to meet:

Benicio Del Toro! Wait... Met him... A Tribe Called Quest!!! Wait, met them too... The Roots!!! Wait, met them... How about Madonna? Went to her concert in MTL so I was pretty darn close... Hmm... How about trying some of my favourite authors like Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Alex Garland and the late Roald Dahl... I'd also like to meet "the maker" one day... But not today... Seriously, I wanna meet more film and music geeks/buffs, people that I can just chill with, and those who enjoy "nature", and those concrete jungle urbanites, such as myself... I also should mention whom I DON'T want to meet: ballers and wannabe ballers(I know enough of you already), overrated DQs(Drama Queens), and stalkers... really, I don't want to meet stalkers or people with such tendencies... unless you are Jack Black... I LOVE YOU JACK BLACK!!! But Ricky bobby will do...I'm also in my HOT KOREAN MEN PHASE... So LEE Dong-wook, JO Han-sun, and MC MONG... give me a shout!!!WHO I DON'T WANT TO MEET: -Needy/clingy people -People that want to convert me to Jesus... -People that abuse the welfare system -Unglamourous junkies -People that don't have a life -People who like to start shit for the sake of starting shit -People who are takers and not at all givers -People who don't know how to have fun -People that like to make single people feel like they're missing out -People with stalker tendencies -Pople that have nothing better to do than to talk shit about others -People that think the world revolves around them -People that are close-minded -People who don't live life... -People that always play the "victim"... -Men who spend too much time in front of a mirror-unless it's with me(hint-hint) -Drug dealers (I have exceeded the quota on that one) -Pimps
You Are Trinity
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Music:

*If I added you on MySpace it means you are worthy of my great taste in music!!!* I really do like all kinds of music... And yeah I will admit that it's pretty mainstream... but I do find some rare gems in the heaps of garbage out there... Here are a few artists that you will find in my crazy CD collection or my iPod... Yes, I SOLD OUT TO MAC!!! Jimmy Eat World, Joni mitchell, Bob Marley, K'Naan, Norah Jones, Franz Ferdinanad, Madonna, A Tribe Called Quest, Ustad Zakir Hussain, The Roots, Talib Kweli, Kylie Minogue, Johnny Cash, The Beattles, De La Soul, Herbie Hancock, Shonen Knife, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, Metallica, The Killers, Fall Out Boy, Mos Def, Nirvana, Beethoven, Santana, Sean Paul, LL Cool J, and about the other 1000+ artists... I've got more flavour than Baskin Robbins... PLEASE SUPPORT ARTISTS!!! And show your love for some local talent!!! And if I ever think of becoming a singer myself, SLAP ME OOUT OF IT!!!

Movies:

I LOVE STAR WARS!!! And... The Ususal Suspects, Shawshank Redemption, E.T., Star Wars Saga, She's All That, John Hughes flicks, Enter the Dragon, ICHI THE KILLER, Fudoh, Amelie, She's All That, and just too many more to name... I have over 2,500 DVDs in case you wanted to know just how much I LOVE MOVIES... It's one thing that I am always up to doing... Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs are trying to recruit you.
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Television:

NIP/TUCK, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Life As We Know It.., Popular, Arrested Development, Roswell, Grey's Anatomy, The Pretender, Beverly Hills 90210, Law & Order:CI & SVU, The $treet, ENTOURAGE, LOST, Prison Break, One Tree Hill, The Office, Without A Trace, Numb3rs, and too many other shows... I am also currently addicted to CSI (except for the Miami one - David Caruso kills it)... If I had my way I would be writing for a TV show right now... STAY TUNED... You never know...

Books:

The Art of War, The Prince, La Petit Prince, anything written by Roald Dahl and Alex Garland, A Hundred Years of Solitude, 1984, anything written by Nick Hornby, and picture books... Lonely Planet guide books are a great source of inspiration... I like magazines if I need a little candy for the brain, tho... I READ IN SPURTS...

Heroes:

Alex Garland (THE BEACH really made me get out there...), Gabriel Garcia Marquez, but mostly my mother - she is the living example of an everyday hero and an even more extraordinary woman. Oh, and just for kicks... a little grandmaster Flash.
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My Blog

TIBET and Beyond...

I it turns out that th world doesn't want me to settle for 9-5... butI was actually looking forward to a little routine... stability...normalcy... I also think Annie needs to rest... to be around herp...
Posted by Notorious K.A.T. on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:16:00 PST

The Art of Loitering

So I am in Chengdu... one city away from my beloved Lhasa...In the end, Xian was OK. I came, didn't care to conquer, and left...but I did meet some great people and depsite the tourist traps, I dolike...
Posted by Notorious K.A.T. on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:25:00 PST

Another I HATE CHINA MOMENT...

I love China... I hate China... Never a dull moment...I am not in Xi'an fresh of the stupidest tour I have ever endured...You can now officially tell your friends that you have a mate thatswore at the...
Posted by Notorious K.A.T. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST

Beijingnizziness... and my Celebrity friend...

As much as I miss my "Shinkansen Living" in Japan, I really don't mindtraining it in China... so long as it's not another 16-hour ride in ahard-seat... There were these young artist dudes who actually...
Posted by Notorious K.A.T. on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:03:00 PST

I'M ONE TOUGH BITCH

Greetings earthlings! I'm sending this out to everyone cuz I don'thave time to sort out who to send it to since I used up all my timetyping the darned thing... But if you want a good laugh or escape,R...
Posted by Notorious K.A.T. on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

SUBWAY SLEEPING... MOBILES BLEEPING...

..> Fuck. Packing only means one thing: LEAVING... AGAIN... But why am Icomplaining? I chose this... but it's pretty tiring...Staying in Nagoya was a great decision... my body feels better... and...
Posted by Notorious K.A.T. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

DANGEROUSLY CUTE THINGS AND SHINKANSEN LIVING

FUCK IT. Plans change...I'm staying in Japan another week... and maybe another... and maybeanother... All I know is that I am not ready to leave this greatcountry. It was hard leaving S.Korea... and i...
Posted by Notorious K.A.T. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

I THINK I AM TURNING JAPANESE!!!

But the fun never lasts forever... I had so much fun in Hakata/Fukuoka(Alicia, JULIO, Sebastian, and Jen - you guys rocked my world), Nagoya(I HAD A FUN NIGHT WITH YOU GUYS, YURIKO AND NICK), and Kyot...
Posted by Notorious K.A.T. on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:19:00 PST

KIMCHI FLAVOURED CHOCOLATE

As beautiful as this island is there's something fucked up about thisplace... it's like some weird magnetic field or energy-sucker isworking against me and I am feeling like the moon is just plainfuck...
Posted by Notorious K.A.T. on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST

V-DAY BLOG

All signs point to one little fact: I SHOULD'VE NEVER LEFT SEOUL!!!But then again, if I didn't I'd probably never make it to Lhasa... andit's all about Lhasa... LHASA OR BUST!!! (that was for you, Sp...
Posted by Notorious K.A.T. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:45:00 PST