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Martin

~Any Minute Now My Ship Will Be Coming In~

About Me

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

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My Interests

music, cheese, food, friends, skipping, yelling at random strangers, pudding, understanding the workings of the universe, and the world under my bed, life, God

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I'd like to meet:

somebody in the past, future, present

Music:

Killswitch Engage,Pantera, Damage Plan, Mudvayne, Hatebreed, The Haunted, Sevendust, Shadows Fall, System Of a Down, God Forbid, Strapping Young Lad, Taking Back Sunday, Third Eye Blind, Pink Floyd, Hoobastank, Incubus, Straylight Run, Sum 41, Default, Tim McGraw, Jessica Andrews, Toby Keith, Trace Adkins, Kenny Chesney, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Dirks Bently, Blake Shelton, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin,The Beatles,The Doors, The Doobie Brothers, the eagles, ac/dc, Up Falls Down, Dave Matthews Band, eric clapton, Emberghost, NIN, Zao, Jeremy Camp, Switch Foot, Sarah McLaughlin, Relient K, Falling Up, Audio Adrenaline, Mercy Me, Bebo Norman, Michael W. Smith, Grits, Joy Williams, Salvador, Third Day, Jars Of Clay, Kutless, Toby Mac, Newsboys, Sonic Flood, Chris Tomlin, Fall Out Boy, Motion City Soundtrack, Garbage, Foo Fighters, Hello Goodbye, Thrice, Reggie and the Full Effect music=happy Martin!

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Movies:

As Good As It Gets, Terminal, Napolean Dynamite, Ice Age, The Villiage, Signs, The Ring, Austin Powers,Rocky Horror Picture Show, October Sky, Without A Paddle, Anchorman, predator 2, the terminator 2, rumble in the bronx, white noise, the shawshank redemption spiderman 1 & 2, Batman movies, The Breakfast Club, Freddy Got Fingered, V For Vendetta, Garden State, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

Simpsons, King Of The Hill, Family Guy, South Park,The Real World, Room Raiders, Headbangers Ball, Stevens Untitled Rock Show, Pimp My Ride, Boy Meets World, Seinfeld, Double Dare, Rockos Modern Life, The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy, Fairly Odd Parents

Books:

Lisa Bright And Dark, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Bible, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordan, A Heart Like Jesus, Every Young Man's Battle, Lessons from a Sheep Dog

Heroes:

my mom, God anyone who can take a second from their oh so precious lives to take care of another person without grudgingly doing it

My Blog

Older Than Man

i was watching Adult Swim one night, and the little text intro came on and it said, know of any good books, and it then said, read this one, and it was Cormac McCarthy's The Road, well that was like 3...
Posted by Martin on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:53:00 PST

EMAIL!! YAY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NdPFwb3FTk
Posted by Martin on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST

my head feels like ouch...

it has been for a while, i think it may self inplode, wouldnt hurt my looks much! might get me a date! i hate how self conscious i am, i care what people think and it drives me insane! i am ready for ...
Posted by Martin on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:40:00 PST

The Cow Goes: OH MY GOD PUT DOWN THAT CHAINSAW!

can you feel that??? SUMMER is right around the corner people!!! AGH!! i cant freakin wait, i already have all my paychecks spent! lol i saw this 1998 Subaru Impreza Sport Wagon, $3995, but i'm pretty...
Posted by Martin on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST

11 Muchachooos!

write eleven statements about eleven different people without saying who each statement is written about. They can either be things that you wish you could say, things that you wish you woul...
Posted by Martin on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

I will have been burfed in 2 days!


Posted by Martin on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

Chickity China

That my friends is my birthday present from my little sister, and if you're like, HEY! i didnt know martin had a little sister, thats because i dont, i call my younger brother my lil sister, lol!!! be...
Posted by Martin on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST

My HERO!!

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Posted by Martin on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:05:00 PST

Thanks Brittany! i look like jeff bridges! >.<

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Posted by Martin on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

Blah!!! bLah!!! blAH!!

so i currently feel like poo! i've been down sick for about a week now and it sucks! i cant seem to stop myself from purchasing cd's. i think its hopeless! i went to Walmart and saw that they had Snow...
Posted by Martin on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:51:00 PST