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I wish I could sing. I miss elementary school. I'm too sentimental.. & also a packrat. My left hand is close to useless. I love my friends & family. I'm a people person. I'll laugh @ poop jokes til the day I die. I have too many hats... & chapsticks. I find it hillarious to look @ a person upside-down. I love candles.. & matches.. & smelly spray. I love pictures. I wish I could stop time. My favorite smell in the whole wide world is Cascade dish stuff. My first kiss was @ day care. I'm not very strong.. pretty weak actually. I love badminton. I used to own the Space Jam soundtrack.. still own the BSB CD from Burgerking. I don't like cold weather. I always twist the stems off apples to see who I'll marry. I wish I remembered how to play mash cause that game was the shiz. I love upside-down ones.. not so much underwater ones. I'm a trusting person. I expect more from most people than what I usually get. I probably won't compromise for you...I wrote that a couple years ago & I mean it now more than ever...I WON'T SETTLE FOR LESS THAN I DESERVE. Not a big fan of feet.. mine are OK. I love predictable chick flicks where she realizes she loves her best friend who's been there all along. I hate blood.. I'm pretty much a whimp when it comes to injuries. I hate to be by myself. I have a HUGE conscience. I suck @ lying. I tried to hate country music as long as I could but Keith Urban sucked me in last Spring...only I hate that he's all Australian & sings country music... kinda ruins it for me. I'm good with names. Denzel Washington will NEVER age. Patrick Swayze looks gross now.. but he'll always be Jonny in my heart. I hate Dirty Dancing 2.. that guy was NOT sexy. I hate Ollie... not Ashton Kutcher in A Lot Like Love b/c I love that Ollie... I hate Emily's dog. I am a realistic person. I love Best Damn Sports Show Period. I'm the kind of person who saves pennies. I enjoy the occasional jewel. I love the summer... but then who doesn't? Not a huge fan of winter... I love storms though. I love high school. I suck @ video games. When I was little I only cried when my mom made me buy girl clothes.. & when I found out WWF was fake...and then I guess I turned into a real girl & I cry way too much now. I wish I could have met Richard Prior. I like sports. I love Norway. I love Mexico...It's pretty much my favorite place in the entire world. I like CR Brawling. My phone is a cheap piece of crap. I don't like Melrose but she'll probably win. I didn't wear makeup til I was like 14. I was never coordinated or patient enough to Skip-it... I can Bop-it though. Me & Alyssa own Cube World guys...mine is the workout one. I won't even begin to understand Donnie Darko so don't try to explain it to me. I have a lot of pet peeves..one is people don't appreciate how good they have it and throw away every chance they're given to succeed.. another is cheaters...another is people who leave shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot or even worse right NEXT to the shopping cart thingie..the list could definitely go on.. If I could pick one place to live it would be the Mariner's bullpen. I told Jeff Nelson I'd buy his bone chips.. he gave me the nod. I proposed to Shigatosi Hasagawa (back when he didn't suck).. He thumbed me up. I said hey to Joel Pinero & he waved @ me... I want the accent mark off his jersey. I said 'hey Norm!' to Norm Charlton... he waved back. I said 'hey JJ!' to JJ Putz... he waved back, then went in and DIDN'T eff up the save for once! Jamie Burke, however, sucks... he's such a smashing third-stringer he can't even wave... I can't parallel park to save my life. I love candy necklaces... and necklaces not made out of candy... and candy in non-necklace form... I have like 17,000 baseball cards...no joke, actually. My mom is way too loud. Don't lie to me; if you think I can't handle the truth, friggin try me. Movies with retarded people are my favorites... I guess you could say "mentally challenged" is my genre of choice. You haven't lived til you've seen The Other Sister. I have a freaking garbage attention span. I love Ellen Degenerous... not in that lesbian way though. Did I already say I don't like action movies?.. oh yea, because I don't..only I actually liked the new James Bond movie even though that guy's not as pretty as Pierce Brosnan...his body is the redeeming factor. I'm not a big fan of red headed girls... sorry, I'm just not... I might have had a bad redheadgirlrelated childhood experience or something.. who knows. I'm a sale-shopper in the truest sense of the word.. I NEVER go over $10 on a pair of jeans & I would live @ Ross if I could. It bothers me when people who don't vote whine about what a jackass our president is... I was all excited for that one black guy to be prez but I just found out he's a smoker.. Ew. ..So now I want that one guy who was all a P.O.W. in Nam who blinked out some morse code in a vid to win... I'm pretty sure his name is McQueen.. or Mc... I don't know McSomething.. Mc..uh.. Anyways McWhateverhisname is could definitely take Hilary. Oprah should run for prez though... she's a stud.. So is Bill Cosby.. He should run too...MMMMMMMMMMM, so should Denzel Washington... That's about as deep into politics as I'll ever get... not a big fan of those. I'm not really a Dem or a Rep but lemme tell ya if you value your life you will not talk smack about Bush w/ my Gramma in the vicinity... That would be like... like burning a cross in front of a priest or something equally devestating.. Boisterous... that was my favorite word for a while... now I like cullinder... the word that means the thing that makes the water leave the macaroni.. or green beans ..or.. other strainable things what have you. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not albino... I'm "melanin impoverished." I've been to a McDonald's in 4 different countries. Did I mention I enjoy the occasional jewel?.. because I do. People with accents put me in a good mood.. like Australian & British.. Those are the happy accents---the "hapcents". Going to Bellevue Square was a bigger culture shock for me than going to Mexico... I'd LOVE to meet (& rob) the person who buys a purse for $300.00... Now I know I'm going to hell (in a handbasket, if you wanna get specific).. because I said Patrick Swayze looks gross now(up there).. Poor Patrick, he's sick as a dog. Oh and nevermind about the stuff about McWhatshisname...Obama all the way... I think it's rediculous that people are STILL trying to get Bush impeached...there might actually be an election coming up in less than three months... These things make me sad: Patrick Ewing playing for Seattle when he's washed up, Lattrell Sprewell selling his yacht, Sylvester Stalone fighting the Vietnamese when he's 60, and the twenty-some year span of the Indiana Jones series...not that the new Indy wasn't bomb...he's just not as big of a BAMF as he once was.. Haha, Chef cried about South Park making fun of Scientology...no matter what freako religion you practice, it's only a matter of time before that show makes fun of it...Oh shoot, that guy died... I totally get how lame the whole Prince thing is...but at the same time I can't help but buy into it...Purple Rain was a trip and a half... I've found that I'm the only one who is intensely annoyed by Sally Fields & Diane Keaton..why do they have to be so...middle-aged & vulnerable? There are certain aspects of modern culture that I refuse to accept. One of these is the whole Boho pants craze.. When I was little you could count on cartoons for some good old-fashioned brainrotting & entertainment...It's gotten so every little kid show is so crammed with lessons & counting & Spanish that they end up sucking. My shows weren't enhanced with "metacognition improvers" & I didn't turn out too dumb...and what is WITH Dora anyway?...She's always yelling...& kids will do ANYTHING she says...What if she just busts out an unexpected "Run with scissors! Come on, RUUUNN with SCISSORS! Correr con tijeras!" What's so wrong with VHS tapes?.. You can call me old fashioned or possibly even white trashy but aren't DVDs just as inefficient?...There might be one thing that pisses me off more than Sally Fields having a breakdown...That thing is a DVD skipping when I'm really into a movie... I find that the ultimate high comes at the end of a really long run... Some fashions need to just stay in the past & maybe NOT make a comeback [i.e.: high-waisted pants]...
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Jesus Christ, Denzel Washington, David Robinson, Brett Favre, Patrick Swayze, Mike Myers, Lisa Kudrow, Audrey Hepburn...even though I think she might be completely deceased...Ellen Degenerous...and Aron Ralston [that one guy who got his arm stuck under a rock and had to cut it off].
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Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:12:00 GMT

Contemplative... yea sounds good, why not?

I guess you could say I have an out of control case of spring fever... I'm just ready to get this DONE WITH so I can enjoy my SUMMER! So what's new with me?... Glad you asked. I have the sweetest most...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 22:35:00 GMT

5 different crayons is happiness about as much as a black fly in chardonet is ironic.. whatev!

HAPPINESS IS FINDING A PENCIL. PIZZA WITH SAUSAGE TELLING THE TIME. HAPPINESS IS LEARNING TO WHISTLE. TYING YOUR SHOE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. HAPPINESS IS PLAYING THE DRUM IN YOUR OWN SCHOOL BAND. AN...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 15:52:00 GMT

You Might Be A XC Runner If...

...your toenails are black....your shoes have more miles on them than your car does....you need a magnifying glass to see your name in the paper....you have chafing in strange places....people say, "Y...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:17:00 GMT

Why can't celebs just quit croaking already?!

First it was James Brown the G.O.S..... Then Gerald Ford senselessly @ ......93. AND NOW ANNA FREAKING NICHOLE SMITH BIT THE DUST!.. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?! ...(hey KT: 'ownt-lie-kit' lol)...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:41:00 GMT

Big Red... if you ain't chewin it....

I don't know if any of you know how ironic this really is but um... Gerald Ford died today @ the senseless age of.... 93... he wasn't mauled by a pack of circus lions either... senselessly.  I ho...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:09:00 GMT

my day

.. so I got the 1st bloody nose I've ever had in my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE today.. not an experience I wanted to.. experience.. also I found out what rooster is in Spanish.. & some other Spanish p...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 00:35:00 GMT

12 people.

So I stole this one from HV. write 12 statements about 12 different people without saying who each statement is written about. They can either be things that you wish you could say, things ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 18:40:00 GMT

Who knew Jesus was a Mariners fan?

I know it b/c I was there. Jim Caviezel threw out the 1st pitch on Sunday's game against Boston.. which we freakin won =) It was a good day. Raul Ibanez hit a grand slam & then Joel...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:24:00 GMT