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About Me

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My Interests

I'm just killing time until it kills me back. I hit the earth on the last day of hurricane season the year MTV debuted, and I think that was somehow appropriate. I like champagne and pizza and philosophical debates about zombie movies. I love the beach and convertibles and music. I play guitar and I think up paranoid conspiracy theories that involve "The Office" and ramen noodles. I'm a slob, but I really think exposure to all that dirt probably strengthens my immune system over time. I was recently described as "fun in a bottle". Take that for what you will. For any more than that, you'll have to ask the people who know me better than I know myself. Or just read the blog; it's pretty informative.

I'd like to meet:

Already did . . . . . . twice :)

Music:

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. AFI, Blaqk Audio, Hunter Revenge, Amy Winehouse, Green Day, Tiger Army, the Cure, Morrissey, Dwight Yoakam, Stone Temple Pilots, Nine Inch Nails, Velvet Revolver, Weezer, Foo Fighters, Beck, the Killers, Radiohead, Thievery Corporation, U2, Audioslave, Revery, Peeping Tom, Red Hot Chili Peppers & whatever kind of eurotrash techno stuff Erich burns on cds for me :)

Movies:

Fight Club, Old School, the Big Lebowski, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Hero, What the Bleep Do We Know, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

The Daily Show, South Park, Boston Legal, Family Guy, Grey's Anatomy (oh, how i hate myself for liking that show), The Office

Books:

"Blue Like Jazz" by Donald Miller; it's really good. It's not about jazz; it's about religion through the eyes of someone who has a bit of a hard time accepting it all and I'm identifying with it a lot.

Heroes:

Also I would totally do my hair like his if I thought it would look remotely attractive on me. .. .. .. .. .. Self-destruction has never looked so beautifully, feminine-ly, defiantly badass.

You're not your effin' khakis.

My Blog

There is NOTHING wrong with my leg; its a COSTUME!!

Halloween pix, for those who haven't seen them yet. Pretty much anyone who'd seen Grindhouse got my costume pretty quickly. The rest kept asking me what happened to my leg. They thought I had injured ...
Posted by Vicious on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:03:00 PST

Check out Link today!

Ian's band is in Link today! And I totally did not use my influence to get our reporter to cover it (I don't actually have any influence). In case you live out of the area, here's the page. Ian swears...
Posted by Vicious on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:46:00 PST

Good news, America: your vote counts even less than you thought it did!

Nation, I would vote for Stephen Colbert in '08. Let's face it: I live in a red state; the rest of the Commonwealth will do the deciding for me. But it turns out I may not even get to cast my "middle ...
Posted by Vicious on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:39:00 PST

If you worry about the future of our nations youth, this will not help you feel better

I'm way behind on blogging. There have been so many things I've wanted to tell you all, but between work and school and getting drunk, there just aren't enough hours in the day! But I have to take a b...
Posted by Vicious on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

Can you picture it?

I'm stepping into the world of Flickr, the photo blog site. And what will be the topic of my artistic venture? Hand dryers. Yep. I'm inexplicably amused by hand dryers and paper towel dispensers and s...
Posted by Vicious on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:54:00 PST

Have the mighty fallen? Or merely stumbled and taking a while to regain balance?

And by "the mighty", of course I mean Britney Spears. The word is out: Brit was, to be kind, NOT at the top of her game at the MTV awards. On the off chance you haven't seen it, go to http://www.mtv....
Posted by Vicious on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:58:00 PST

Caution: idiotic street layout ahead

That's 25 hours of my life I want back. And about $150 my mom's American Express wants back. And 325 miles my car wants back. UVA orientation was Saturday, early. A bus was leaving TCC VaBeach at 5:45...
Posted by Vicious on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

OH. MY. GOD.

If you've been reading along for a while, you know that I'm a paranoid person who thinks up stupid, baseless conspiracy theories here and there. My favorite, and my best thought-through conspiracy inv...
Posted by Vicious on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:02:00 PST

Screw you, fucking door!

As many of you are aware, my front door has always been pretty jacked up, and even more so since my broken key + superglue incident. I finally decided that today would be the day I would finally go ou...
Posted by Vicious on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:34:00 PST

well, I suppose technically they did facials, so . . .

Okay, kids, do we all remember the "FUCKING AWESOME" ad that ran in Link a while back? Well, I've got another one for you, although this involves the customer, not the ad itself. For a long time this ...
Posted by Vicious on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST