Down Local!

Seeing as I haven't actually edited this page in about a year I thought that now was the time for a change. For those of you who had just met you may have been under the illusion that I work at a theatre. Currently that is a lie, I was sacked from there for being far too good for everyone and they hated me for it. I work at Reading College now, where get a lot of money and take pictures of myself with my 3.2 megapixel camera. The reason why none of them are up is because with 3.2 megapixel quality I just look too damn good. Simon Jenkin will agree im sure. For all of you cunts with anything less than 3.2 megapixels I want nothing to do with you.Basically, you'll either love me or hate me. However im not like My Mate Marmite because I live in a house, and dont have me expiration date printed on my yellow, detatchable head. If you love me it's probably because you're as arrogant, self-cented and cuntish as me. This is probably why me and Matt have been best mates for 15 years. Quite a tidy arrangement.If you hate me then i'll pretend that I dont care but secretly i'll cry because I only have 97 friends on myspace but Matt has like 500.I used to have well emo hair, but I got pissed off with it, so I cut my hair proper short so that I could cotch with Jack Dainty and the Taplow Rioting Firm. However I was told that despite my revamped style, I wasnt gangsta enough.With the exception of my best mates, the best thing ever is the fact that I have a car that is older than me. And that my dad is in jail, and my brother will be soon. Safe.