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JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND

i can't stop my idle hands! THEY DON'T BELONG TO ME!!! I NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD!! subscribe to my blog

About Me

IF YOU ARE SLIGHTLY OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO FIND TRUTH, CHECK OUT MY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" BLOG. READ THE BLOGS OF THE PEOPLE I CONSIDER TRUE PROPHETS, NOT BECAUSE THEY TRYING TO MAKE A PROPHIT OFF THEIR KNOWLEDGE, BUT THEY ARE MAKING A PROPHET OFF THEIR KNOWLEDGE. I'LL FIX THE REST OF THIS WHEN I HAVE TIME. READ MY BLOGS AND KNOW I'M REAL. I GAVE UP, SO I'M NO LONGER ME, SO DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE, I'M JUST ONE LITTLE BIT OF A GALEXY. I'M SORRY IF YOU EXPECT ME TO BE THE WAY I WAS. IF GOD ASKED YOU TO EVOLVE, WOULD YOU TRY? BECOME LIKWID. OPEN YOUR EYES AND AWARENESS TORWARDS SYMBOLISM. THE SIGNS ARE THERE IF YOU CAN USE YOUR THIRD EYE TO SEE EM'

My Interests

i take a vacation every time i go to sleep. and for the most part i'm lost in thought as a day dreamer. but through my imagination i can have anything i want, so its near impossible to displease me. i pray a lot in silence for every one of my friends. and lend a helping hand to anyone with stress. but i give of myself too openly so if you find me, pretend you're not using me. and i'll stay shy for my own protection. if i send out some love send it back. GIVE ME SOME KUDO'S ON MY POETRY IN MY BLOGS PLEASE, I WANT TO KNOW HOW PEOPLE FEEL ABOUT THEM BEFORE I PUT THEM TO MUSIC. i'm a MUSICIAN BY HEART, HEALTH BENIFITS BROKER FOR AMERIPLAN (http://www.deliveringonthepromise.com/40498776) and drama avoider by trade. what the hell, if i jam every night, i guess i'm a musician by trade too. i don't rely on anyone but me to survive. i love my family for always being there and offering help when needed. more and more family is replacing top friends as i find em. I'VE TRIED EVERYTHIN ELSE, MASTERED IT, GOT BORED, AND MOVED ON. GOD RIPPED ME A NEW ONE, POSSESSED ME, AND SENT ME ON A CHRIST LEARNING VOYAGE TO SPREAD TRUTH. NOW I DON'T THINK I'M THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY WROTE MY POETRY. MY SPIRIT DID.

I'd like to meet:

EVERY MUSICIAN IS INVITED TO LET ME JAM WITH YOU.ARE YOU READY FOR SOME GELACTIC BASS RIFFS THAT MAKE 4 STRINGS SOUND LIKE 20.I HAVE SENSUAL HANDS. IF YOU DONT HAVE RYTHM, I'M NOT INTERESTED. CAUSE MY HANDS ARE EXTACY , AND IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO ME TO LET YOU RECIEVE THE THE ATTENTION YOU COULDN'T GIVE TO ME. (YOU WILL WANT TO PAY ME FOR MY TIME ;) i fear love and women, or the combination, and don't trust strangers. nope, i trust all strangers, because every one has their own truth. but i am that bridge that you burned, so in order to rebuild it you have to earn it. i never have the right thing to say at the right moment. so i write a lot or speak in my favorite language, music, with my instrument, ?ANYONE THAT CAN SPEAK IN TONGUES?, or at least understands its symbolism.

Music:

EVERYTHING FROM PRIMUS TO DUNCAN SHEIK TO TOOL TO TOAD THE WET SPROCKET TO CANDLEBOX PRETTY MUCH ANY TYPE OF MUSIC WITH AMAZING MUSICIANS AND SONG WRITERS. PRIMARILY ROCK, THE NEW PROPECY. LISTEN CLOSER, THE BANDS NAMES GO DEEPER, THEN DO THEIR GOD GIVEN LYRICS AND VIBRATIONS.

Movies:

the never ending story, boondock saints, labarynth, the prestige, peter pan, lord of the flies

Television:

WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!!!! DON'T ASK ME ANY TRIVIA CAUSE I QUIT WATCHING T.V. WHEN DARK WING DUCK STARTED PLAYING RE-RUNS

Books:

the ones you tell me about, so i don't have to read em, i don't need that complication, so simplify and tell it for me in the vibe tribe blogs.

Heroes:

LES CLAYPOOLE AND VICTOR WOOTEN FOR PLAYING SOME OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE BASS LICKS EVER IMAGINED. I=U+HE-SHE(IT*WE&THEY^%$#@!~

My Blog

invisible invinsible

an invinsible love is invinsiblebut the civil enabelingthe indecisions of blamewith intentions to tamea beast with no name takes patienceputting into remissionthe inibitions that would intend to bring...
Posted by JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:56:00 PST

YOU HAVE BEEN TEA BAGGED

I HAVE A SHOW TONIGHT AT THE SIDE BAR AND TOMORROW AT MACS IN ESSEX. I MISS YOU GUYS. CHECK OUT MY TOP FRIEND," THE PERFECT EXCUSE" FOR MORE DETAILS. IF YOU'RE A REAL FRIEND, SUBSCRIBE TO MY BLOG!LIFE...
Posted by JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:02:00 PST

thoughts written while driving.. more randoms

in order to love you have to let go i am with the wind, i am inertia water=crystal=christ=annointed=gaurdian=truth=light worker=children of the sun (son of G'd) look both ways before turning, but you ...
Posted by JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:01:00 PST

found nation

i was shy. i blush a lot. i think it (god, allah, whatever) wanted me to be that way for a reason, protection. a mechanism that made people leave me alone when i didn't want to be bothered. but then i...
Posted by JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:03:00 PST

U.R.I.AM.

you are I AM its why i coinside its between earth and sky it danced and fried in the fires eye its complications caused in part by white lies calls itself simple life it provides prey to the preditor ...
Posted by JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:55:00 PST

dont

"the original sin is to limit the is.......DON'T" i am the gaurdian, i see how blind you can be to things that happen through your eyes now i have tried and i've tasted and i see where your waste is a...
Posted by JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:38:00 PST

happy birthday

this message came to you so i can help you.  subscribe and read the blog of my friend myspace.com/musician_coalition .  look for signs. www.crystalinks.com/11.11.html. the code i cracked.......
Posted by JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:00:00 PST

random thoughts found various places

you're the pinnicle or charasmatic elequence with a synicle eratic essanceand i'm guessing you're willing to emplore a coy thats sent out to search and destroy lets just say that i got my ba...
Posted by JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST

so watch that zeitgeist part of the video. then go here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfa4OqMSawk. or the whole thing at http://zeitgeistmovie.com . so religion is a story. but scripture tells of true prophesies. God is to big for that small a name. for ...
Posted by JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:37:00 PST

un answers

Why did you die The nice guy that never got in a fight I wish I could have been there to keep things right    In exchange for your life Your were the reason our friends got together To shelt...
Posted by JOHANN THE RUBBER BAND MAN , THE MYTH, THE LEGEND on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST