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Robert

Nigga! I KILLT chew!

About Me

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My Bio:

I am a writer. I prefer to work in the comic book medium but have not had the oppertunity to put anything out yet. I'm working on my first book right now with a fellow named Renzo Podesta, who is very, very good at his end. Now, if only my story would get typed up and mailed off. I'd be set.

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Porn bots are really annoying, and so are whack bands. so from now on everything is blocked, unless you know my last name or email address.

I'm sick of that crap.

My Interests

Comic books, Novels, Short Stories, Movies, Music, Story Telling, script writing, sentence structure, word play, puns, similies, personification, climax, metaphors, allegories, you name it.

I'd like to meet:

I WANT TO MEET GIRLS THAT LOOK THIS GOOD AND LIKE FAT GUYS - I KNOW ITS A LONG SHOT.

Maybe I'm asking to much. Heh. Seriously though, beautiful women are wonderful but I am not exclusive or picky. I dont have any right to be. I just want to find a girl who is funny, smart, artistic, liberal minded, spiritual, and of course someone who could show me GOOD MUSIC that I have never heard before. I also prefer her to have some sort of ethnic background.

Outside of that I want to meet someone who can draw a comic book, since I cant draw at all.

Music:

gaelle, King Gordy, insane poetry, project: deadman, sabac, johnny cash, 8mm, alu, techn9ne, tamyragrey, jp tha hustler, bare naked ladies, jane monheit, corporate avenger, fuckfase, forekast industrial, billie holiday, billy miles, zug izland, two loons for tea, prozak, willie nelson, tension head, machine head, amphibious assault, suicidal tendencies, idiom of sad, diana krall, anji bee, my life with the thrill kill kult, divisible, chamber, christopher smart, tricky, bjork, nine inch nails, insane clown posse, twiztid, pearl jam, alanis, sade, bob marley, black label socioty, system of a down, tapping the vein, hungry lucy, tori amos, collide, ego likeness, lunascape, analog missionary, goldfrapp, rasputina, she wants revenge, neila, daughter darling, 5 billion dead, garbage, Black Sunday, thou shalt not, india.arie, Sick Symphoniez

Movies:

Crash, Bullworth, Dogma, Saved!, Being John Malkovich, Apocolypse Now, heavenly creatures,

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

I rarely watch tv, but the few shows I do watch are Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, MythBusters, Roseanne reruns, Married with Children reruns and of course The Colbert Report.

Books:

Alan Moore's THE WATCHMEN
Alan Moore's V For Vendetta
Neil Gaiman's THE SANDMAN
Neil Gaiman's VIOLENT CASES
Neil Gaiman's THE TRAGICAL COMEDY OR COMICAL TRAGEDY OF MR. PUNCH
Neil Gaiman's ANANSI BOYS
Neil Gaiman's AMERICAN GODS
Neil Gaiman's STARDUST
Neil Gaiman's NEVERWHERE
Neil Gaiman's SMOKE AND MIRRORS
Neil Gaiman's BOOKS OF MAGIC
Stephan King's EVERYTHINGS EVENTUAL
Nelly Reifler's SEE THROUGH STORIES
Garth Ennis' THE PUNISHER: BORN
Howard Mackie's HEARTS OF DARKNESS
Steve Niles' 30 DAYS OF NIGHT
Steve Niles' FREAKS OF THE HEARTLAND
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchet's GOOD OMENS: The nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, witch.
Juan Diaz Canalas' BLACKSAD
Tananarive Due's MY SOUL TO KEEP
Tananarive Due's JOPLIN'S GHOST
Tananarive Due's THE LIVING BLOOD
Frank Miller's SIN CITY: Hell And Back
Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns
Frank Miller's BATMAN: Year One
Marjan Satrapi's PERSEPOLIS 1&2

Heroes:

Nataliya Pirumova, Neil Gaiman, Sam Kieth, Alan Moore, R Crumb, Steve Niles, Tananarive Due

My Blog

FUCK HORRORCORE

Its funny how the world of Horrorcore is constantly on edge. I mean, how can the reiterance of one mans name cause so much disaray? Well, to be honest, it's only simple if that man's name is Eldi. App...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST

Think tank girl meets wizard of oz...

I'm trying to not write my story because I'm stuck on something, so instead i want to explain my story. What to say? Theres this girl, her names Elya, she falls in love with Polyhymnia. That's about i...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

Its about time I post a new blog...

This blog is secretly called Real Music has Real Meaning. I hate music that is pointless and empty. God, damn. It's as if all these fake ass candy wrappers think that because they own a microphone the...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:21:00 PST

I love good music(why I miss being Eldi)

I am not sure really where to start. So I'll start with missing Eldi. For those of you who do not know, several years ago I was very deeply involved in scene called Horrorcore. I wasn't an artist, I w...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST

Alu and Divisible

I saw these two bands last night, they were really cool. Both bands had songs I was digging. I wish I had taken enough money to cop cds.
Posted by Robert on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:39:00 PST

Horrorcore at the mall?

Some of you know that I used to be quite into horrorcore, but that the genre has been extremely boring and unoriginal lately. I found a group today at the mall whom I've never heard of em, and now I l...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST

Cliches in writing.

I'm reading a book by this delightful writer who it seems everybody but me knew about for a million years. Her name is Octavia E Butler. I've just recently discovered her writing and am working my way...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST

Sex On Wheelz

Yep, I got my drivers liscence. in honor of how hot I am in my car:   ooh b-babysex on wheelzi'll turn you onlike a tiger babyhard bodymotor citylove lifei'll take you for a ridedown the midway b...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST

I know youre there and not reading

and not speaking or thinking or dreaming of me. I wish you were but there you are sitting and not doing a thing. It's driving me crazy.
Posted by Robert on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 03:27:00 PST

Isaac Asimov

"I have been a liberal all my life....Conservatives tend to like people who resemble themselves and distrust others......As a Jew, I had to be liberal, first out of self-protection and second because ...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:06:00 PST