Jarv

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Hey! I'm a violent maelstrom of snot and dog nails and midget dancers in fairy hats porking pvc-clad gnomes. I'm a vortex of strife. A dog's burp in the face of humanity. I live in an acorn shaped submersible inside a crater brimming with Tesco value beans. My planet is populated by giant aphids which harvest hairy bannanas and communicate with xylaphones. In my spare time I calculate the distances between various low-grade gas giants. LoL! Kthxbye! *random* cheese! People who write their profiles like this should be thrown to the dogs. (Though to be honest I've never seen one) :-S What's with the proliferation of the word random anyways! Grrr. To be honest I'm I'm a six-footish, burley Welshman with blue eyes and big sideboards. Excited yet? I like going out on the lash with mates to the pub or Metros, a club in Cardiff, where they serve double whiskeys for a modest 99p. w00t R0x0r! The Queens Vault is also excellent because you can buy two steaks for just 7. Sometimes Savoy in Barry on a Saturday night. Depends how bored I am though. Otherwise laying around in town somewhere, drinking beer in the hot sun. Either outside the museum or at the fabled "small man". Hell, anywhere so long as there's alcohol to be drunk and tobacco to scav. I shouldn't really say that cause I'll get in trouble. So long and thanks for all the roll-ups people. Stoo and Rhwn particularly. I work the graveyard shift at ASDA, part of the Wal Mart family. So I'm a cog in a multinational money-spinning corporate death machine. That's from 10pm til 6am in the morning, three nights a week. They gave me a name badge to re-affirm my identity though. Go team! Ah well, can't fault the 7.25 an hour wage. I've been there about a year now. How time flies when your stacking the shit. A third of my wages funds my drinking habit, the rest of it I save in an ISA which has a moderately high rate of interest. yes :-|. I like going to punk gigs in my spare time. though i don't attempt to be 'more hardcore than thou'. I really enjoy photography, and I'm not trying to sound bohemian or cultured by saying that as alot of people do. I'm bastard good at it and even have a darkroom at home. I'd love to make something of it though I can be a quiet guy and it seems a flash in the pan idea. I've got a house trained lop-eared rabbit called Sooty. The most original name we could muster for a black animal. He normally get's called rat though. he jumps on the bed and harasses you and watches TV and tries to get inside the biscuit barrel. He's trying to hump my feet as I type this. I like to question reality, also religion until my head spins. This can be fun, but it dangerously teeters on mental-collapse sometimes. Well, I guess that's all folks. I've summed up my whole existence in a few paragraphs... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds