Gory Corey Schwab gives Tommy Soderstrom a beatin'!!!
I love Stand Up Comedy. A good comic can really put thoughts into words, and make it funny. Or atleast make a good fart joke. David Cross, Patton Oswalt, Mitch Hedberg, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Lewis Black, Zach Galifianakus, Mitch Fatel, Christian Finnegan, Stephen Lynch, Sklaar Brothers, Jim Gaffigan, Jim Breuer, Daniel Tosh, Ralphy May, George Carlin, Brian Posehn, Arj Barker, Conan O'Brien, Dimitri Martin, Brian Regan, Todd Glass, Dane Cook... etc..
I'd like to meet:
No one in particular. Just you. No no, not you. Yeah, you. With the computer. I'd also like to meet a nice girl, but, unfortunately, I instantly begin babbling incoherently whenever I speak to one. Then I tell them strange, meandering stories that don't really seem to end, and don't really have a point, and are often part true and part lies and then.... (And Dan proceeded to talk into the night.)
She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine.
When I worked at Burgerama...
Music:
Music
10 Years
311
A
A Perfect Circle
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Alkaline Trio
Animals
Aquabats
Atom and His Package
Audioslave
Audiovent
Authority Zero
Beastie Boys
Beatles
Ben Folds
Big D and the Kids Table
Billy Joel
Black Sabbath
Bob Dylan
Brand New
Bright Eyes
Bruce Springsteen
Chevelle
Chuck Berry
Clash
Coheed and Cambria
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Dave Matthews Band
Dispatch
Disturbed
Doors
Dropkick Murphys
Elvis Costello
Elvis Presley
Eric Clapton
Everclear
Faith No More
Filter
Foo Fighters
Fu Manchu
George Harrison
Godsmack
Goldfinger
Gorillaz
Green Day
Guns 'n' Roses
Hives
Hot Hot Heat
Huey Lewis and the News
Incubus
Jeff Beck
Jimi Hendrix Experience
John Lennon
Journey
Led Zeppelin
Live
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Marilyn Manson
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Metallica
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Minutemen
Motorhead
Muse
Neil Young
Nick Drake
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Offspring
Our Lady Peace
Pantera
Paul McCartney
Paul Simon
Pearl Jam
Pennywise
Phantom Planet
Pierre's Madness
Pink Floyd
Pixies
Planet Smashers
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
R.E.M.
Raconteurs
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Ramones
Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rilo Kiley
Rob Zombie
Rolling Stones
Schematics
Seether
Smashing Pumpkins
Soul Asylum
Soundgarden
Specials
Sponge
Stone Temple Pilots
Strokes
Sublime
System of a Down
Temple of the Dog
Tom Petty
Tool
Transplants
U2
Van Halen
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Warren Zevon
Weezer
White Stripes
White Zombie
Who
Wolfmother
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Zambonis
any classic rock, especially 60'-90's. I'll listen to almost anything. I like almost all of it. Not too big on rap or country, though. And of course, there will always be a special place in my heart for cheesy 80's music. And covers. But only weird ones.
Movies:
Movies
300
American Beauty
American History X
Anchorman
Any Given Sunday
Austin Powers
Back to the Future Trilogy
Batman Begins
Big Lebowski
Billy Madison
Boondock Saints
Borat
Braveheart
Bronx Tale
Chasing Amy
Cinderella Man
Clerks and Clerks II
Click
Death to Smoochy
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Fight Club
Ghostbusters
Gladiator
Godfather Trilogy
Goodfellas
Grandma's Boy
Happy Gilmore
High Fidelity
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Kill Bill
Leon The Professional
Ladder 49
Lucky Number Slevin
Matrix
Matrix Reloaded
Memento
Miracle
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
My Cousin Vinny
Napoleon Dynamite
Office Space
Old School
Primal Fear
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
Scarface
Seven
Simpsons: The Movie
Sin City
Sixth Sense
Slap Shot!
South Park Bigger Longer Uncut
Spider-Man
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Super Troopers
Superbad
Swingers
Talladega Nights
Team America World Police
Tommy Boy
Usual Suspects
V for Vendetta
Van Wilder
Warriors
Waterboy
Wedding Crashers
X-Men
Zoolander
Television:
24
Colbert Report
Daily Show
Family Guy
Hockey
Mr. Show
Robot Chicken
Saturday Night Live
Scrubs
Simpsons
Sopranos
South Park
Stand-Up Comedy
State
Tourgasm
UFC
Vacant Lot
Books:
"The Game" - Ken Dryden
"Nothing's Sacred" - Lewis Black
"The Culture of Fear" - Barry Glassner
"Fight Club" - Chuck Paluhniak
"They Don't Play Hockey In Heaven" - Ken Baker
"Heavier than Heaven" - Charles R. Cross
"The Stand" - Stephen King
"Catch-22" - Joseph Heller
Heroes:
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You are The Hermit
Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.
The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.
The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.
The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
You Are Hockey
Tough, athletic, and not afraid of a fight.
You don't mind putting your body on the line!
What Winter Sport Are You?Damn right. I AM HOCKEY!!!
You are 87% Pisces
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