Agent Bennett - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I either have a very high pain threshold or a very low sanity threshold... answers on a postcard please. I'm a little odd... the lights are on, the engine's running, but the picnic is short of a few sandwiches. Errr - a LOT of things piss me off. I'd like to come to terms with them but there's nothing wrong with a little hatred and anger. Good for the soul. I'm easy to make happy though. Give me alcohol, chinese food, video games or Futurama and I'll shut up and smile for you. There isn't much I wouldn't do for a quid. The way I see it, if I'm gonna do daft things to entertain you, I may as well make some profit out of it. I crack my knuckles a lot which is a terrible habit. I'd like to stop that. I like it when it rains. Have you ever noticed how everyone shuts-the-fuck-up when it rains? We're on this planet for 75 years at a stretch and we spend far too much time listening to things that don't mean anything. When it rains, there's nothing but the sound of it and it is the only peace I really ever get. I attend York St John University and I'm studying Psychology and Counselling Studies which hasn't given me any required answers yet... I'll keep searching.

My Interests

Drinking, football, Magner's Cider, music, drinking, Arsenal, Chinese food, drinking, System Of A Down (at least once a day), randomly shouting at people, drinking and drinking.

Music:

1) System Of A Down, 2) Deftones, 3) Mudvayne, 4) Disturbed, 5) Chimaira

Movies:

1) V For Vendetta, 2) The Matrix, 3) The Matrix Reloaded, 4) Blade, 5) Old School

Television:

1) Futurama, 2) House, 3) Prison Break, 4) Heroes, 5) Lost

Books:

bore me.

Heroes:

The Committee (For Drinking, Swearing and Drinking). Established in 2002 by myself and 5 of the greatest human beings to have walked the planet. Thomas "Dilf" Wilson - Founder of The Committee and the Jedi Master of drinking. Zoe "Tigol" Warwick - a girl by all intents and purposes but the only one ever good enough to be considered Committee. Matt "Tweenies Jake" Malone - built like a small tank and with the same amount of intelligence to match. Ian "Corey" "Ski" Woodyer - the man of a thousand faces who looks like Corey Matthews (Boy Meets World), John O'Shea (Manchester United) and that bloke from the American Pie trilogy... which is only 3 faces but you get the point. "Dangerous" Dave Pitfield - I could tell you why he's dangerous but I'd have to kill you. However, I will say that if you're a fat bird, you're not safe from him...

My Blog

Burmese Monks and Democracy

Todays rant has little to do with the monks themselves although I think their protests are noble and they should be allowed to fight for a fairer system of government in their country. No todays rant ...
Posted by Agent Bennett on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:36:00 PST

Fucking Christians Again!

There's a knock on my door last night, I go to answer it and stood there are two smartly dressed men - who were Yanks (those who know me well will know that they were already off to a bad start there)...
Posted by Agent Bennett on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST

Fucking Monks!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6898460.stm I'm actually going to have a moan about a different religion for once. Yeah it's clear I fucking hate Christianity but I do detest ALL religions - Judaism,...
Posted by Agent Bennett on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

Breathe in that air, kids!

Ah, July 1st. A day I've been looking forward to... all my fucking life. And it's on this day that many smokers up and down the land will be screaming, "IT'S AGAINST MY HUMAN RIGHTS!" So, on this day,...
Posted by Agent Bennett on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:36:00 PST

Thierry Henry

I write this blog in my Arsenal shirt. I'm sitting here with nothing but pride for the badge that sits on it which is more than can be said for that cunt, Thierry Henry. "I couldn't stay knowing that ...
Posted by Agent Bennett on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:22:00 PST

Just to play havoc with yer brains...

Due to the good chance that I may be able to get work back home, I shall be back on Monday 4th June (day after my birthday but you all knew that of course! Lol). Anyway - can't guarantee I'm going to ...
Posted by Agent Bennett on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

Shit Creek... no paddle

Sorry A-shot peeps but it doesn't look like I'm coming home any time soon. There's been a major hitch in that the housing agency I'm with for next year are going to take £860 out of my account o...
Posted by Agent Bennett on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:11:00 PST

What's scarier than the BNP? The BMP...

Or, "The British Military Propaganda". There's nothing like a bit of propaganda to rile the public, especially when that public sits on a small, overcrowded island like this one where t...
Posted by Agent Bennett on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

Is this song some kind of wierd, sick joke? Well, no, it's not. And that's the saddest thing about this girl. She started off with the terrible "Sk8er Boi" and was branded a pop-punk princess with lit...
Posted by Agent Bennett on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

www.godhatesfags.com

Did anyone watch BBC2's Louis Thereaux programme last night about the most hated family in America? Another fine example of why religious followers need to be completely eradicated from this world. Th...
Posted by Agent Bennett on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:29:00 PST