Things.
I'd love to be able to go back in time to meet Ian Curtis in 1976 and tell him to stop being an absolute cock to his wife.
To name a few:
The Smiths, David Bowie, Pulp, The Velvet Underground, Happy Mondays, Cocteau Twins, Joy Division, CocoRosie and many, many others...
Trainspotting, 24 Hour Party People, Labyrinth, Wilde, etc...
I must admit I don't particularly enjoy most things on television these days.
However: QI, Never Mind The Buzzcocks and Have I Got News For You are fantastic.
Fry - "The Liar"+ "The Stars' Tennis Balls"; Welsh - "Filth", "Trainspotting" ; Heller - "Catch 22"; Delaney - "A Taste Of Honey"; Ellroy - "The Black Dahlia"; Auster - "Moon Palace"; "Wilde - "The Picture Of Dorian Gray"; Harford - "The Undercover Economist", etc...
Fry, Moran and Morrissey, amongst others.
People who truly love themselves.