Gaeoudjiparl Van Den Dobbelsteen

This is a real Gæoudjiparl van den Dobbelsteen Myspace account!
Log File:
01. On Monday the 5th of May 2008 Gæoudjiparl van den Dobbelsteen opened up this temporary Myspace profile in order to declare war on the Scandinavian education system and to bring a new radical education program for modern computer music into being.
02. Later on Monday the 5th of May 2008 a manual for Goodiepal’s autonomous radical computer music education program, now called Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra Extra, was set into production.
The new school book can be ordered online from Smallfish in London..
www.smallfish.co.uk
and a full manual for the magnum work plus a strategy guide will soon be available for FREE download via.
www.brainwashed.com/vvm/micro/parl
03. On Wednesday the 7th of May 2008, 44 pictures of visual Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra Extra scores, unscannnable by computers and done by young students at Krabbesholm, were uploaded to the Krabbesholm website
www.krabbesholm.dk/courses/art/08goodiepal.html
04. On the 10th and 11th of May 2008 Gaeoudjiparl van den Dobbelsteen completed a two day course of radical computer music at Engelsholm Castle in Jutland, Denmark. Another 40 students agreed to complete grafic scores.
05. On Tuesday the 13th of May all Goodiepal's bachelor students scored excellent points at their composition examines with examiners Jens Hørsving and Ejnar Kanding.
www.hoersving.dk
www.kanding.com
06. On Wednesday the 14th of May a huge sign was placed in the window of Route 66, the record shop closest to the Royal Academy of Music. The sign reads, “The music school book, which was too much for the Royal Academy of Music, can now be ordered here” - so all students, who cannot receive education in the fields of radical computer music, have a place to go.
07. When Saturday the 17th of May dawned the first part of the audio walk through, or manual, was uploaded to this Myspace profile as promised. The next parts will be uploaded when finished.
www.myspace.com/gaeoudjiparlvandendobbelsteen
08 On Sunday the 18th of May photo documentation for the Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra was uploaded to this temporary Myspace profile as Snappidagg’s. Just look under pictures.
09. When Wednesday the 21th of May dawned the second part of the audio walk through, or manual, was uploaded to this Myspace profile.
www.myspace.com/gaeoudjiparlvandendobbelsteen
10. On Thursday the 22nd and Friday the 23th of May Uglemads, Goodiepal and Tordis did put the final touch to all the Under Byen In The Flip Flop Mix 12-inches and send 140 copies off to the band. The rest is to be shipped next week, if you fancy any of the vinyls contact the band at:
www.underbyen.dk
11. On Sunday the 25th of May new snappidagg’s were uploaded, sorry for the delay.
12. Later on Sunday the 25th of May Sara Black tried to sell some Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra Extra education books on Ebay but flopped completely.
13. At the end of Sunday the 25th a one-off auction of the complete Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra box limited to 45 copies was made for sale at Ebay, this was done to raise some money for the war on the Royal Academy of Music.
www.ebay.com
14. On the 27th of May new snappidagg's were uploaded to the picture section of this temporary Myspace profile. And the second part of the Under Byen IN THE FLIP FLOP MIX was put into production in the Blue House by Tordis, Uglemads and Goodiepal.
15. On Friday the 30th of May the sign, referring to the above, in the window of the record shop Route 66 in Ã…rhus drags quite some attention towards it. The sign can be seen on Snappidagg 03 and Snappidagg 04. Also, the last Under Byen in the Flip Flop Mix records were sent off and are on their way to the band.
16. On Saturday the 31st of May the third part of the Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra walkthrough was uploaded to this temporary Myspace profile along with a bunch of new Snappidaggs.
17. On Sunday the 1st of June Goodiepal van den Dobbelsteen’s education material can now also be obtained or ordered via eBay from Sara-black’s great webshop called The Dump, a link to the place is found here:
http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/sara-black
18. Between the 4th and the 7th of June a discussion took place between the Gæoudjiparl van den Dobbelsteen and the Danish band Under Byen, represented by their manager Jesper Majdall. The discussion was about the remix called “Under Byen in the Flip Flop Mix”, which was made for the band by Gæoudjiparl van den Dobbelsteen. As it turned out they did not like it, all copies will possibly be destroyed. But don’t worry because this is the days of the internet and a few copies have already been brought up for sale from Smallfish in London – you can visit their website here:
www.smallfish.co.uk
19. On Monday the 9th of June the Goodiepal’s “Under Byen in the Flip Flop Mix” vinyl has apparently now been approved for release by the band. The trouble was that there was a long hate speech dedicated to the cultural establishment in the city of Århus and the band probably did find that inappropriate. But then again what did they expect at the end of the day, this is a war on the Scandinavian education system so all means of fighting is used.
GOODIEPAL 2008 = WAR
20. Later on Monday 9th two new Mort Aux Vaches Ekstras was put into production.
21. -CORRECTION- Very late on Monday the 9th of June a correction was made – the trouble with the “Under Byen in the Flip Flop Mix” is that the band thinks it is more a Goodiepal tune than an Under Byen remix and that it cannot be sold to the Under Byen fans. – only time will tell.
www.smallfish.co.uk
22. On Tuesday the 10th of June the great student Cille Skov uploaded 71 pictures of unscannable Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra Extra graphic scores, all made for future education into artificial or alternative intelligence. This was a great and very useful thing to do in order to describe what we are actually talking about, so a big 'thank you' goes out to Cille Skov.
You can see all the pictures here, and remember, a computer would never be able to unscramble these compositions!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/26336036@N03/
23. On Wednesday the 11th of June a new audio post called “Your Composition & THE VACUUM CREATOR” was uploaded to this temporary Myspace profile.
24. On Thursday the 12th of June an email was sent to the direction of The Royal Academy of Music / DJM the email reads:
Kære Thomas og Astrid, Jeg inviterer jer hermed til at komme til Kunstakademiet i København og forsvare jeres holdning til mit arbejde for DIEM og DJM generelt..
Vi ses søndag i København, ikke?
Den gule Risalit, Det Kongelige Danske Kunstakademi, Kongens Nytorv 1 Søndag den 15. juni, kl. 20.00 til sort og sent
Ellers må I jo bare ringe.. (det har I jo ikke kunnet få fingeren ud til endnu!) Alt godt, jeres bedste mand...
Goodiepal
Needless to say, they did not reply.. What can we do? Scandinavia likes to sleep and pretend that nothing is happening around them but THIS TIME IT’S WAR..
25. On the 15th of June Gæoudjiparl & Det Sorte Fortiden Autonome Akademi took place at the Royal Danish Academy of Fine Arts in Copenhagen. The lecture, which was completely unannounced, lasted 4 hours and the academy's staff was almost unaware of the event. Anyway none of them turned up, which was good... Around 15 other people started out composing music for the Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra education program. – We will win this war.
26. On the 16th of June Gæoudjiparl did another autonomous presentation after “Rundgang” tutorials at the Royal Danish Academy of Fine Arts.
27. On the 17th of June a meting took place between Under Byen's manager Jesper Majdall and Gæoudjiparl. We now believe that Under Byen can see a good outcome of the situation with the remix – and with time they will be happy with it.
28. Later on the 17th when dropping off some radical computer music education books at Route 66, the discussion still went on whether the record shop finds the UNDER BYEN IN THE FLIP FLOP MIX appropriate to sell to their customers due to what they filed as explicit content – COME ON! It’s 2008 and it’s a war zone – what do you expect us to do?
29. On the 20th and 22nd of June the Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra music school took place in Lisbon, Portugal. The teaching went well, or at least relatively well, and another 22 school books were handed out and set off for completion.
http://beep-glitch.blogspot.com/2008/06/tom-bugs-goodiepal.h tml
30. On the 27th of June the great student Krishov did a web publishing of his completed Goodiepal collaboration book. A lot of pictures and some rather well written text can be found here:
http://www.krishve.com/gfx_2/mavee/mavee.html
At the moment, this kind of documentation is crucial in order to win a war like this, and the Goodiepal believes that Krishov’s effort to make the book, and not least the performance of it, which took place in the spring of 2008 at the Royal Academy of Music on the very day that the Goodiepal left the school, is a phenomenal object /event in time. In other words it is a very good composition, which the Goodiepal is happy to be part of.
31. Later on the 27th of June a new Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra 7-inch called De 3 Radioaktive Stikkere was shipped to Smallfish. It will be for sale from their webshop early next week and the vinyl is recorded by three backstabbers who also happen to be the Goodiepal’s former students and friends.
These people tried to commit father murder at the Royal Academy of Music, their behavior was so out of the picture, that we had the need to release this 7-inch in order to warn the world about these three dangerous new electronic musicians who soon will be released from the academy. Goodiepal considers them as three mutated misfits of his own creation and knew all the way that they would grow up and try to commit their ugly father murder. Therefore he got them together to cut and modify this slap of vinyl in their own home studio and by pressing this one, we are not only attacking the academy but also some of the students, in a time of war some casualties might happen.
Jonas Olesen = stikker af tanken (was one of Goodiepal’s most talented students but on the day Goodiepal had the fatal fight with the directors of the school, Jonas Olesen decided to hand in some papers and try to win the true teacher of radical computer music’s position. Maybe we would have done the same, still, he can now be proud to be among the three radioactive backstabbers)
Eske Gram Nørholm = stikker af hjertet (to our knowledge, Eske was actually not involved but as already mentioned, in a war zone casualties might happen – sorry)
Voks = stikker af røven (from day one in his musical career Voks has been under the wings of and always supported heavily by the Gæoudjiparl. On top, most of Voks’s music has been released or distributed by Goodiepal channels and therefore it was very sad to see that of all people Voks enjoyed to see him go. He did not even in the smallest way try to stand up for a true warrior of radical computer music, no email contact, no nothing, and therefore Voks can now see himself joining the leg of the radioactive backstabbers)
-FIRE- -FIRE- -FIRE-
www.smallfish.co.uk
32. On the 30th of June 24 pictures of the Mort Aux Vaches Ekstra boxsets were uploaded to this temporary Myspace profile. Remember these ones are not easy to find for sale anymore but you can exchange something for them.
Get in contact if you think you have anything worth 28.000,- Dkkr., which you think we would like. This is the best way of doing it in 2008.
If you would like to see, what you are trading in for, V/Vm have made you a Vukzid file, which is available for FREE dl here:
http://www.brainwashed.com/vvm/downloads/vukzid/vukzid19.zip
Ok, so to repeat, if you want one, you cannot get it for money, no, you have to look at your shelf, find something you think is worth 28.000,- Dkkr. and then make us an offer. This way the price is hypothetic, we think the work we are doing is worth 28.000,- Dkkr. and you tell us what the work you are doing, or you have in your house, is worth. - So, at the end of the day nobody sits at home with a bad taste in the mouth.
33. On the 3rd of June 2008 UNDER BYEN -The sound of the Scandinavian summer 2008- was uploaded by V/Vm as a FREE Vukzid file to the Brainwashed website.
http://brainwashed.com/vvm/micro/vukzid/vukzid27.html
This is a remix in two versions made for the Danish band Under Byen
Most people in Scandinavia hate Goodiepal for the remix and his teachings at the Royal Academy of Music. The remix has nearly been banned but that cannot happen and therefore it is here as a Vukzid file for FREE…
34. On the American independence day the 4th of July, Peter Bach Nicolaisen was appointed as a teacher at the Royal Academy of Music replacing Goodiepal himself. – HA HA we will win this WAR, we have placed a new bomb inside the system.
35. On the 10th of July we received this link by email from Goodiepal's former student the Ukrainian action man Daniel Kosenko:
http://dyret.menneske.dk/zhopa52/teacher_w_goodieparl.mp3
36. On the 16th of July new Snappidaggs were uploaded, Snappidagg 31 to 37 show notes made by young Goodiepal students explaining ideas for a performance, which took place at the Roskilde Festival 2008.
On snappidagg 38 it is clear to see how these young talents are expanding their concepts of time, language and space - you see, this war has a very gifted outcome.
Hiding here in the shadows, we are just waiting for our next move.
37. On the 9th of August 2008 the war was taken off the radar. This means that the coming activities won’t be accompanied by a log file. Since we need absolute silence to perform the next small operations no more log files will be posted until we resurface. To prove that we are in business, we have posted a new Snappidagg. That will be Snappidagg 39 as you can see we have the means to carry out the next devastating blows against the stupidity of computer music, keep watching the surface of the North Atlantic Ocean.