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A Pimp in Dork's Clothing

The Plattimus Rebuilding Project

About Me



Hey there. Name's Jon. You may know me as Johann, RobertOson, Damnit Robertson, The Platonic Pimp, Jon-Jon, Roberts, Plattimus, Platty, and a few others I'm sure. All depends on what part of my life you were involved in. I used to be a huge band/drum corps geek right up until Spectrum Drum and Bugle Corps' last season in 2000, rockin' the mellophone. I have an Associate's degree in Mathematics, and it's painfully obvious that it makes absolutely no difference. I've known love and I've lost love, by my own hands and completely out of my control. I'm a complete and total dork, and if you're not at all goofy, you will not get along with me. It's very hard to break my shell, but you'll be well rewarded if you can pull it off. Currently I'm controlled by the evil empire known as Wal-Mart until something better comes along, whether it be a better job or a real shot at getting my Bachelor's degree. Hobbies now are Runescape, DDR (Dance Dance Revolution), KR (Karaoke Revolution), watching and playing football and hockey, designing webpages, and writing (mostly for my website).

My Interests

bondage, cuddling, ddr, dance dance revolution, dragons, drum corps, football, hockey, html, loganberry, music, pantyhose, pro life, runescape, singing, spectrum, sunsets, wdw cp, web design

I'd like to meet:

People who are dorky, have a slightly perverted sense of humor, aren't total douchebags

Music:

3 doors down, blessid union of souls, collective soul, dannii minogue, disturbed, foreigner, john mayer, kylie minogue, michelle branch, nickelback, outkast, savage garden, spitalfield, tenacious d, the police, the rembrandts, tom petty

Movies:

8mm, american pie, batman, boondock saints, clerks, clerks 2, dead man on campus, eurotrip, family man, just like heaven, kill bill, legally blonde, life as a house, lilo and stitch, lord of the rings, mallrats, matchstick men, matrix, my life, ocean's eleven, ocean's twelve, pirates of the caribbean, road trip, save the last dance, school of rock, sin city, superman returns, superstar, ten things i hate about you, wedding singer, zoolander

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, boy meets world, chappelle's show, csi, family guy, family matters, full house, house, king of queens, late night with conan o'brien, scrubs, step by step, that 70's show, the boondocks

Books:

I don't read books too often. Sad but true.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris? The only person I've ever really looked up to is my father.

My Blog

The TPP Rebuilding Project

For those who were unaware, I did move into a new apartment March 1.  I thought it would be a pain getting the app to go through because of my shitty credit, but they probably took into account m...
Posted by A Pimp in Dork's Clothing on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:37:00 PST

At Least One Pound Lighter...

Time to do my impression of a question talker...Did I get a haircut today?Yes.Are you going to see what it looks like?Probably not.The only person who has managed to get me in any picture since the su...
Posted by A Pimp in Dork's Clothing on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST

Man I Love Hockey

I can barely breathe, despite having taken my inhaler.  I jammed both wrists.  Felt like I had sprained my left thumb at one point.  Left heel is killing me because of my crappy sneaker...
Posted by A Pimp in Dork's Clothing on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 05:57:00 PST

False Alarm

Just fooling y'all.  Won't be using this blog much.
Posted by A Pimp in Dork's Clothing on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST