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McCain Eats Babies

She wondered about the nature of the loyalty to the idea of denying ideas." -Rand

About Me

Sometimes, I love me. So I bet you will too.

You are The High Priestess

Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.

The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.


My Interests

Hypocrisy, smoothies, Matt Berendt, music, books, people, wine, philosophy, psychology, politics (although I'm trying to quit), dancing, things that are colorful, assembling outfits that no one I know would wear (given, I don't know that many people), individuals who strive to think for themselves instead of complacently swallowing what their environment feeds them, trying to become one of the aforementioned individuals, pie, frozen cool whip, pie topped with frozen cool whip, jasmine, civil disobedience, human sexuality, green tea, wearing sunglasses at night, masochism, talking animals, panoramic views, twenty minute aerobic dance workouts, the space-time continuum, pugs, the arguable virtues of tolerance, musical theater, garden gnomes.

I'd like to meet:

My "self" in a dark alley.

Music:

is pretty swell.

Movies:

I like talkies too.

Television:

kind of scares me.

Books:

are full of reading material and that is my favorite thing about them.

Heroes:

tom white....."And if you were with me tonight, I'd sing to you just one more time. A song for a heart so big, god wouldn't let it live. May angels lead you in."

My Blog

Absolutely

I've spent too many years preaching the doctrine of the non-absolute.  And it's total bullshit.  If I had a nickel for every time I've uttered the words, "Meh, everything is relative..." I'd...
Posted by McCain Eats Babies on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:49:00 PST

the reading. its hurting me.

1.  I've been grinding my teeth so hard that my jaw feels like it's about to just fall off in a crumbly, gooey mess.b.  Does anyone want to drive to Houston with me and picket Halliburton?&n...
Posted by McCain Eats Babies on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:20:00 PST

unqualified

So I'm scanning job postings and just came across one that lists, under "Qualifications": Christian commitment; basic maturity in faith Upon second glance, it's an administrative position at a church....
Posted by McCain Eats Babies on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:39:00 PST

Day 56

It's day 56 of my unemployment.  In my dire financial straits, I have completely redirected my shopping addiction from clothes to books.  I am now acquiring books at an unhealthy rate. ...
Posted by McCain Eats Babies on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:17:00 PST

Thoreau died at 44 from tuberculosis.

I just listened to my profile song.  It's positively obnoxious.  I don't know where I even discovered it or why I chose to attach it to my internet identity.  It's been so long since I ...
Posted by McCain Eats Babies on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:14:00 PST

***BREAKING NEWS***

The tv behind the bar where I just ate some fish tacos was tuned in to Fox News.  It was on mute, but I gathered the following factual information from watching for half an hour: Evidence ha...
Posted by McCain Eats Babies on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:18:00 PST

Talk amongst yourselves

I'll give you a topic: If God is willing but not able to prevent evil in the world, then he is not omnipotent.If God is able but not willing to prevent evil in the world, then he is malevolent.If God ...
Posted by McCain Eats Babies on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:39:00 PST

Bruxism

It seems my teeth grinding has escalated to actual chewing as evidenced by the amount of blood I spit out when I brushed my teeth this morning, as well as the creases on the inside of my mouth an...
Posted by McCain Eats Babies on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:08:00 PST

Anna Wintour Disses Hillary

Hillary Clinton was booked for a photo shoot in Vogue late last fall, but backed out at the last minute for fear of appearing too feminine.  Legendary photog, Annie Leibovitz was left hanging, an...
Posted by McCain Eats Babies on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:10:00 PST

say no to zealots

I'm pretty confident that no one I know would consider voting for Mike Huckabee.  But for your awe and wonderment, I give you the latest outrageous abominations to spew from this man's mouth: "I ...
Posted by McCain Eats Babies on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:47:00 PST