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The Big Guy

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Name: Orran Paul Kamperman Jr
Birthdate: 08-18-1979
Birthplace: Santa Clara, Ca
Current Location: Hell !! j/k San Jose, Ca
Eye Color: Only the best. BLUE!!
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'7" Hell ya
Weight: Im a XXL. 280, but i wear it well :-)
Piercings: Uh no
Tatoos: One Left shoulder Its a Liger. No really. Its a "Flyin Lion"
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Time Will Tell.. Working on it..
FAVORITES
Food: Whatcha got??
Candy: See Above.
Number: 4,938,473. or 8
Color: Blue
Animal: Gotta be a Lion
Drink: Egg Nog
Alcohol Drink: Liquid Cocaine or Jeiger Bomb
Bagel: Um plain, with a hole in it
Letter: X - What??
Body Part on Opposite sex: Legs/Thighs/Butt :-) Its all one part
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Im a man, COKE!!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Jack N Da Box. I dont care its not a choice
Strawberry or Watermelon: Gotta go with both.
Hot tea or Ice tea: Um Long Island Iced tea. :-)
Chocolate or Vanilla Swirly, Best of both.
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Depends on mood
Kiss or Hug: Again Depends on mood. Like both Alot.
Dog or Cat: Dog!!! FUK Cats
Rap or Punk: Maybe a nice Polka
Summer or Winter: Winter, gotta love snow bunnies
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary movies are funny
Love or Money: I love money, If you have enough money someone will love you.
YOUR...
Bedtime: Nows good.
Most Missed Memory: huh? Can you repeat the question?
Best phyiscal feature: My ass. Or my Eyes.
First Thought Waking Up: Where am I. Shit im home.
Goal for this year: Ride Hard...
Weakness: Redheads. Dangerous.
Fears: Redheads, IRS, Fat people, and Carnys
Heritage: Corn Fed White Boy - German
Longest relationship: 2.5yrs
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Not yet today. Wait now I have.
Ever Smoked: um no thanks. they stink
Pot: I have. Rarely
Ever been Drunk: I cant remember. Must mean yeah.
Ever been beaten up: HA. thats funny.
Ever beaten someone up: I plead the 5th.
Ever Shoplifted: Once, was 12. Didnt get away withit. not stealthy.
Ever Skinny Dipped: I dont know about the skinny part.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Oh hell ya.
Been Dumped Lately: Been cheated on. That count??
IN A GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Gotta be Green, Sexy. Just Not colored contacts.
Favorite Hair Color: Fav Brown with Highlights
Short or Long: Depends on the face. Usually long, just not curly.
Height: As long as we dont look stupid together. Im tall
Style: Victorias Secret :-)
Looks or Personality: Is it possible to have both? Still lookin
Hot or Cute Cute please. Hot is trouble
Drugs and Alcohol: They go together like Peanut butter and jelly :-)
Muscular or Really Skinny: Proportioned and Nice to the touch.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None. Im here.
What country do you want to Visit: Australia
How do you want to Die: not answering (KARMAS a Bitch)
Been to the Mall Lately: Its across the street. uh yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Of course
Get along with your Parents: yes very much
Health Freak: Jack n the Box has salads. :-)
Do you think your Attractive: When Ive got my beer goggles on.
Believe in Yourself: "You can do it!!" "All night long" (Waterboy)
Want to go to College: Nice place to visit, wouldnt want to stay.
Do you Smoke: Wow Dejavue, already said no.
Do you Drink: all the time. Love water.
Shower Daily: Try to.
Been in Love: Been in love with the Idea of Being in Love. Beyond that I dunno. If ive been in love then I also would have been heartbroken.
Do you Sing: My friends tell me not to. Thats my public service
Want to get Married: Why thanks for asking. but id like to go steady first.
Do you want Children: Id prefer not to have them. But eventually Id like my wife to. Yes
Have your future kids names planned out: I have some Ideas. figure the woman would have a say in it though.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Im still trying to find it before I can lose it.

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I'd like to meet:

ANYONE REAL!!!! and knows who they are.
Sean Williams Scott
Johnny Knoxville
and of course Ryan Reynolds

Music:

I like it all. All kinds of music, and yes I do mean everything. Rock, punk, rap, R+B, Country, Everything.

Movies:

I love movies, I have like 400DVDs. Im always watching movies. I like dumb humor. and Porn

Television:

That 70s Show, and Im a cartoon man. Futurama, Family guy (gotta give it up for Stewie), South park, King of the hill.

Books:

Im still working on my Hooked on phonics, Ill come back to this when I get through Cat in the Hat. Too many big words to sound out.

Heroes:

I just wanna be Like Mike. White boys cant jump though. Damn. Then I guess I gotta go with Jack. (President of Jack in the Box) Hes the man.