I am Myron.
I can grow a beard in 5 minutes.
I can sing my ass off.
I can get a woman pregnant by looking at her.
I have 4 children that are legally mine.
I can play the shit out of a set of drums.
I think the Miami Dolphins are the second coming of Christ.
I can drink 7 Newcastle Brown Ales, 7 shots of Jagermeister, smoke 7 packs of Marlboro, smoke 7 ounces of poona-bud,
snort 7 grams of anything, play 7 sets of metal, make love to 7 women (or, make love to 1 woman 7 times) and then whip your ass, your buddy's ass, and your whole family's ass.
I play drums and sing for Citizen Kane.
