devonrbclifford - ProfilesArchive

About Me

there is a hole in the earth where the cows creep in. they find no grass, they find no bull. they find they'd rather be back on the outside.

My Interests

long sunset walks on the couch.

I'd like to meet:

ether hounds, robitussin scarfers, and the person who decides when the momentum swings.

Music:

is my wife. she's a selfless and infertile lover.

Movies:

some movies are really great and make me think about life differently. i like movies that do that. other movies are funny. i like that too but i think my friends are funnier than most funny movies. maybe most funny movies aren't really that funny, i dunno, i'm no critic but c'mon people, LIFE SIZED RATS IN GLASS JARS ON A SHELF?!? WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT?!?

Television:

benny hinn is the new true lightning rod of god, striking down his believers with great jealousy and love. also, in addition to benny, i love the mad money guy BOOO-YAAA!!!!!!!!! he is a total volcano freak spewing hot molten stock trading tips. BULL STOCK! BOO-YA! BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!! BOO-YA!!!! if you've seen him you know what the fuck i'm talking about. the man is manic. i fucking love him/jesus.

Books:

have you ever read the book where the girl changes the world and controls the united states of freedom and meets the great minds in the secret valley, and her and the minds make the country stop, and they think of a way to make the people think, and then they turn off all the lights... man i love that book. you should ask for it at the library. do you even go to the library? i don't very often. i actually don't even have a library card right now. i'm waiting for the interest rates to go down before i get one.

Heroes:

superman is my hero because he is so strong he could lift a huge rock.

My Blog

shopping!

there was no way i could have it. it was out of my price range and i still had to get a present for my mother. it looked so beautiful in the display case, so shiny, so regal, the chrome gl...
Posted by devonrbclifford on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

saving the world

saving the world is something people talk about a lot. i wish all these wishy washy tree hugging cappucino sippin pansies would quit beating around the bush and admit that it's really the human ...
Posted by devonrbclifford on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:52:00 PST

hard life pimpin-THE ICE STORM

i woke up unsure...unsure of what kind of cereal i would be eating for b-fast. i wanted cinnammon toast crunch, but the store didn't have it, so i popped a bunch of caps in the air and kicked over a ...
Posted by devonrbclifford on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 02:24:00 PST

mo betta playin- ELEMENTARY MY DEAR CRUNKSON...

i arrived home intact, my toe no longer hurting but my limp persisting. i liked my new limp. i knew that if i kept it up, people would think i was a hard playa. hard like diamonds. like an ice berg......
Posted by devonrbclifford on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 07:48:00 PST

symptoms

runny nose scratchy throat swollen beard pussing fingernails salamander tails cracking skin plugged head rumbly tummy bannana fish float belly up. contracted pores sleep apnea heart murmurs coll...
Posted by devonrbclifford on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:40:00 PST

milk man haiku

sometimes work feels like flesh separating from soul temporarily i thought this up today as i cleaned the many many liters of milk that i spilled. i hate when i fuck up. it mak...
Posted by devonrbclifford on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:47:00 PST

blissin

the world is a beautiful place full of ugly things, and right now i can't see a single one of them. sigh.
Posted by devonrbclifford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is none of your business.

it's none of your business. why are you looking here? F you.
Posted by devonrbclifford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST