Whatever doesn't cater to, isn't endorsed by or hasn't being wholly-corrupted because of the unwashed masses, my interests are rich and varied. As I said earlier, I love oddball British comedy, disinformation (documentary), a lot of different metal music and ogrish.com- The daily rotten, drudgereport.com and engrish. Most foreign films, however good or not-so-good they may be b/c some memory of them invariably makes its way into my head and that, to me, is the sign of something worthwhile. If it forces a memory upon you, it's mission was a success.I like cooking, heading over to the rainbow for a bit of fun, Cognac, coke once in a while (not the bad sort with the caffeine in it), going down to the beach, making fun of the dumbest president in the history of my life, George dubya, Armenians.. I like Armenians, Gayane, gin, leather, piercings, classy tattoos (is there such a thing??), short skirts, big boots, prescription stuff, blades and guns, ABSINTHE!!!!! Yeeeehawwww!!!- I mean "Jolly good, my dear sir!" Good wine, good champagne and... well fuck, I can't remember. Call me and the other stuff might come up in conversation you inquisitive fuck... Hahaha.If you're elderly and the guards are no longer probing your orifices with their nightsticks, you may be entitled to help. Call your nearest nursing home neglect hot line now!
I'm very picky and with good reason. The vast majority of you are not good enough to talk to me and should probably be dispatched right after reading this (or at least sterilized- for humaneness' sake). If you are open-minded (if you glanced over open-minded without thinking about what it really entails, then give it another look-over). I'm Russian and Lithuanian by blood and have at my lowest moments, lived vicariously through romantic thoughts of war-hardened ancestors hacking their way into and through enemy territory and morale. Somehow I thought that I could do the same in my own way and I now realize that in many ways I do. I've come to accept now that your last name shouldn't affect your attitude towards yourself and others and shouldn't be used as a facilitator of your existence, unless of course you're Lithuanian. Now that I've seen a bit of the light and appreciated that staring up at the family tree for validation is a sure fire recipe for making you look like a sorry asshole to your peers. Plus most people in this world are scum, so being clannish is pointless as well. At least that's what the inside of the cereal box said, but we know better, don't we Mr. Dolly-Doll.Wait, so back to who I'd like to meet: Good people that aren't afraid to be shy, nerdy, goofy, unkempt and imperfect. Bad people that are rotten at heart, but sincere in their badness, bearing no ulterior motives and no hidden agendas. Borderline necrophiliacs, molesters, bankers, lawyers, draft dodgers, trannies, grannies, man-whores and boy-toys, strippers and pipe-fitters, fishermen and longshoreman, power lifters and dumpster divers. You're all welcome in my life if you bring something to the party and I'm friends with quite a few of you already that encapsulate a lot of these qualities. I don't like people who are always broke and I don't like people who don't share drugs. Although a mouth is a mouth and something can always be arranged...Boys and girls, drop me a line and we'll see what we can see...
I'll mention a few of my favorites and as my friend, you'll get to hear of and very probably hear some of the others.Gentleman, start your engines: Thyrfing, Enslaved, Turisas, Dark Throne, Rammstein, Butterfly temple, Old man's child, dimmu, haggard, hypocrisy, therion, cradle of filth, theatre of tragedy, crash test dummies (yes and fuck you), the smiths, mental home, temnozor, ruination, rotting christ, kovenant, in extremo, mikis theodorakis, notis sfakianakis, asmegin, pashalis terzis, tata simonyan, kind diamond, bathory, einherjer, peccatum, boehse onkelz, forest stream, klamydia, timo rautiainen and trio whatever.., juluka, erasure, jethro tull, mike oldfield, depeche mode, type o, tvangeste, vintersorg, to/die/for, tears for fears, stormlord, skyfire, pet shop boys, ppk, napalm death, hin onde, finntroll, falkenbach, dark tranquility, crowded house, madness, noctiferia, etc, etc, etc, the list goes on...
Funny games, the big lebowski, welcome to colinwood, fargo, burnt by the sun, east west, the thief, man bites dog, the dinner game, noi albinoi, man without a past, anton rublyev, crime and punishment, brigada, etc, etc, etc...
US of A side: King of queens, the simpsons, a&e stuff, travel channel stuff, discovery stuff, FOOD NETWORK!!!!, etc..UK Side: Stuff on Channel 4, ITV, BBC comedy and documentaries & docudramas.
Can't say I've finished a book since Journey to the center of the earth by Jules Verne (large print, hard cover, 3rd grade, cheap). Most people don't have that much to write that proves any more insightful than keeping my eyes open, so I'm not to broken up about being a "philistine", but I am working on a couple of Ayn Rand works and will eventually attempt Dostoevsky, Joyce, Yates, et al.With his void to fill He takes the pain pill And bites down on a stick As you slide your fist, clasped and thick into the abyss that is his greasy keaster to hide the eggs you bought for Easter..
Anyone, male or female with a figurative pair of balls (the most important sort) who's not afraid to do the right thing in any situation and at any cost. We all know what's right and wrong and those with the courage of their convictions to follow through on making sure they do their part to make a little bit of the right thing happen in this world are my heros. And last but not least, but not last, Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall, John Cleese, Dermot Morgan (R.I.P), Galder (Old man's child), Stephen Patrick Morrissey and Johnny Marr.