• The crimson sector of the spectrum of light
• Membranophones
• Native delicacies
• Improvising existance
• Expelling air from my diaphram in a euphonious manner whilst in my horseless carriage
• Nyctophilia
• Those who practice badassery
• Manual transmissions
• Manual emissions
• Manualism (aka "hand farting")
• Pretentious Synonyms
• Thesaurus.com
People who satisfy at least one of these three things:
Freakin' Hilarious
Genuinely Interesting
Smokin' Hot (Sorry guys, looks like you're down to two things.)
If you think you satisfy the requirement, then please include a SASE and mail yourself along with $4.95 s/h. All applicants will be screened by our panel of judges on a case by case basis. Thank you and have a nice day. :)
Smashing Pumpkins •
Linkin Park •
Sevendust •
Stone Temple Pilots •
The Crystal Method •
Taking Back Sunday •
Outkast •
Blue Man Group •
Red Hot Chili Peppers •
Nine Inch Nails •
Rage Against the Machine •
The Rolling Stones •
• What Dreams May Come
• Requiem For A Dream
• American Beauty
• A Clockwork Orange
• Fight Club
• The Usual Suspects
• The Matrix Series
• Devil's Advocate
• 1 Hour Photo
• Equilibrium
• The Game
• Momento
• Fallen
• Saw
• Seven
• Snatch
• Vanilla Sky
• Falling Down
• Donnie Brasco
• Pulp Fiction
• Moulin Rouge
• Battle Royale
• Resevoir Dogs
• Of Mice and Men
• Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2
• Mr. and Mrs. Smith
• Being John Malkovich
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
House M.D.
World Poker Tour
Home Movies
Reno 911!
Does the internet count?