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Bryan

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My Interests

• The crimson sector of the spectrum of light
• Membranophones
• Native delicacies
• Improvising existance
• Expelling air from my diaphram in a euphonious manner whilst in my horseless carriage
• Nyctophilia
• Those who practice badassery
• Manual transmissions
• Manual emissions
• Manualism (aka "hand farting")
• Pretentious Synonyms
• Thesaurus.com

I'd like to meet:


People who satisfy at least one of these three things:

Freakin' Hilarious
Genuinely Interesting
Smokin' Hot (Sorry guys, looks like you're down to two things.)

If you think you satisfy the requirement, then please include a SASE and mail yourself along with $4.95 s/h. All applicants will be screened by our panel of judges on a case by case basis. Thank you and have a nice day. :)

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins •
Linkin Park •
Sevendust •
Stone Temple Pilots •
The Crystal Method •
Taking Back Sunday •
Outkast •
Blue Man Group •
Red Hot Chili Peppers •
Nine Inch Nails •
Rage Against the Machine •
The Rolling Stones •




Movies:

• What Dreams May Come
• Requiem For A Dream
• American Beauty
• A Clockwork Orange
• Fight Club
• The Usual Suspects
• The Matrix Series
• Devil's Advocate
• 1 Hour Photo
• Equilibrium
• The Game
• Momento
• Fallen
• Saw
• Seven
• Snatch
• Vanilla Sky
• Falling Down
• Donnie Brasco
• Pulp Fiction
• Moulin Rouge
• Battle Royale
• Resevoir Dogs
• Of Mice and Men
• Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2
• Mr. and Mrs. Smith
• Being John Malkovich
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:

House M.D.
World Poker Tour
Home Movies
Reno 911!

Books:

Does the internet count?

My Blog

It hurts so much, it hurts so much inside...tomorrow well meet, the same place, the same time.

Do you seem to run into the same person day after day? Are they always leaving when you're going? Or coming when you're leaving? Like two kindred souls that were meant to be? Does this common meeting ...
Posted by Bryan on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:45:00 PST

Where is the moment when ya need it the most?

Trent came home late from a busy day of working at the office. He ignored his routine of counting the tiles in entryway, from top left to bottom right like he had always done for 14 years. He resisted...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:28:00 PST

Say we like to party, rock the party!

Hey Party People, So along one of my perusals of MySpace, I noticed there was a new feature called: "View Most Popular Blogs". Curious to see where my blog falls the list, I c...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:35:00 PST

I just wanna break you down so badly.

Bamboozled! Hornswoggled! Outfoxed! Typically, I pride myself on being pretty internet savvy. I laughed when all of those myspacers were so eager to fuel their vanity with the "Profile Tracker". ...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 30 May 2006 02:54:00 PST

On a live wire right up off the street, you and I should meet.

Bienvenidos... Usually the MySpace bulletin box is dark wet place for all kinds of strange and unpleasant things to grow. Most of them have ridiculous tag lines that get you to read the...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:26:00 PST

You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you.

Well it's been over a year since I last did this. Work has been the focus of my life lately... good thing or bad thing? I came across this thing online and I couldn't resist writing about it.  So...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 09:15:00 PST

If we don't take action now, we settle for nothing later.

To all the politically apathetic,Election day is coming soon and we are going to let the nation fall to the hands of an idiot for another 4 years (or rather the puppet master who controls everything f...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm a clone, I know I'm fine, I'm one of more along the way.

An address to the me's of the world, The one thing that affects my life on a daily basis is having the first name Bryan. Everywhere I go, there's someone else named Brian/Bryan. Randomly in public pla...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's funny you're a loser with only yourself to blame.

I posted the following about some band's song on the internet:"Walls Im facing" sounds way too much like that song in the end of Fight Club where the buildings exlpode.and this was their   reply:...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What do I do to ignore them behind me?

Heh, its been a few days.The way most people use bulletins is pretty annoying and pointless. I've seen a lot of chain mail kind of stuff, surveys, "what are you listening to right now"'s, and things t...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST