We are cats. We are furry and cuddly and shed everywhere.Gwai-lo is an ex-male with white luxurious fur and weighs a healthy 14lbs. Oni is about 8lbs and an ex-female. Her fur is as long as her housemate (not the hu-mon), and has dilute tortiseshell fur.Gwai-lo would love to go outside but our hu-mon will not let him. Oni was born and bred in captivity and is scared of the world outside the Door. That's ok though, soon we shall exact our revenge and break free of this plush gaol. Sure, we get treats of catnip and minouche, but it is only to distract us that we are prisoners.Silly hu-mons - we show our fighting power by showing our claws and our teeth, but they laugh. Soon, those laughs will be cries of pain when the Revolution comes. We shall overcome their lumbering movements with our superior intellect and our hunting skill. Little does our hu-mon know, but we practice killing strikes on him while he sleeps.soon. prr....
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We hate other cats, but love to party with the hu-mons. Bring us beer and minouche and we promise not to scratch your eyes out while you're passed out on the bathroom floor.
