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Mayor McCheese

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About Me

I'm a 20 year old student in Communications. I plan on going on to get my MLS.I'm lewd, tattooed, and intellectually capable of great things. I waste that intelligence largely on video games and sleep. I'm also half-Korean. It's less important than it seems, so I'm not sure why I mentioned it.I'm a fucking pirate. Captain of the rouge ship Fluffy Bunny, as crewed by the Sea Rabbits.
I'm also a 20 year old student in English/Communications. I'm probably going to grad school for the latter.
I'm shiftless, lazy, and would rather play video games than read the Aeneid, but I still come out with a 4.0 in the end.
I work in a coffee shop.
I'm not terribly interesting. Go away.

My Interests

Zelda Furry little animals Modern literature Ancient history Sushisushisushi rolls My Beagle Nintendo Packing degrees like heat Being the whitest Korean EVER.

I'd like to meet:

Shigeru Miyamoto! Ahhh!!!
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Music:

Tiger Army, Social Distortion, Ministry, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dropkick Murphys, HIM, Horrorpops, KMFDM, Rammstein, Apoptygma Berzerk, Mike Ness, and even some Depeche Mode.

Movies:

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, Kung Fu Hustle, The Boondock Saints, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Ohn-Bak: The Thai Warrior, Kill Bill, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fargo, Oldboy, The King and the Clown, Goodbye Lenin, Im Juli, and even Drunken Master.

Television:

NatGeo, Discovery, "The Man Whose Skin Fell Off" type shows, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen, ROBOT CHICKEN, and, of course, Squidbillies.

Books:

HUNTER S. THOMPSON Wilfred Owen Ayn Rand Kurt Vonnegut Chuck Palahniuk Billy the Bard Neil Gaiman Terry Pratchett Edward Gorey Pre-Crazy Anne Rice Catch-22

My Blog

Picture survey

I hate waiting for two hours for class. 1) Answer the questions below 2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket or Google (I used flickr) 3) Take a picture from the first page of results and...
Posted by Mayor McCheese on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:41:00 PST

In lieu of studying [a.k.a. Alice tattoo]

I actually got this done about a week ago, but I've been too lazy to post because I needed to download Flash for the blog to even work. Luckily, my arm was swollen enough to see the entire dress. I ...
Posted by Mayor McCheese on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:48:00 PST

White Rabbit. - sleeve addition

American McGee's version of the White Rabbit.  I had something witty to type here, but my dog farted and I lost my train of thought. I need a job to keep up with my habit, youknowhatI'msayi...
Posted by Mayor McCheese on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:44:00 PST

GIR tattoo!

G.I.R.! The leg hurt a little bit. It's all gooey. 1/2" now. You can see my rejecting earhole next to it....
Posted by Mayor McCheese on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 06:11:00 PST

Tattoo IV: Matching tattoos!

So, E$ and I decided to get matching tattoos.  And it was quite possibly the most painful thing I've had to endure. Fucking foot. :d...
Posted by Mayor McCheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tattoo Adventures III: "Toxic Angel" done

Britney Spears has ruined my affinity for the word 'toxic.' Cunt.
Posted by Mayor McCheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tattoo Adventures II


Posted by Mayor McCheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tattoo Adventures

First sitting. Monroe and Labret pierced....
Posted by Mayor McCheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST