Rollin wit the goons, hardcore soccer, getting shot in the back by a mexican with a paintball gun, writing my heart and wearing it on my sleeve forull. Mackin my computer games and seducing retarded small boobed billy goats, dayum they're hot. Especially the ones with tumors. Jamming and running around my house with my stuffed dog to Postal Service, Moby, Motion City, TBS, FOB, Red Elvises, Starting Line, too many to list but those are first to come to mind. Can't foget mah Jay-Z, Pink Floyd, Ying-Yang Twins, Li'l John, AC-DC, Cream, so many. Being the quickest and cutest fuckin ninja this side of the durty durty. Chicks dig it. And if they don't, they should.
Ninja lovers galore, people that keep it real as possible, hockey lovers, goddesses that love to kick it and lay around for hours upon end.
Anything directed by Mel Brooks. Snatch, Lock Stock, Big Trouble In Little China, Romeo and Juliet *(new version)*, Ferris Bueller, Final Fantasy, UHF, Masters of the Universe, LOTR, Waterboy, Tank Girl, Samurai Fiction, Six String Samurai, Sex is Zero. You ask me, I've probably seen it.
MIDGET PORN, Law and motherfuckin order!, band'a'brothas, POKEMON MUTHAFUCKIN PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!, whatevers on bitch!
Main Kampf. Enough said? No? Fine. Wiseguys, Alone Against Tomorrow, JTHM, Maxim SHIZZZZZZZZZ, KAMA MUTHAFUCKIN SUTRA! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!
Frank Sinatra.