I am a jerk. A dumb goofy fat buck tooth chinese eyed smiling laughing like a jack ass jerk and it interests me to basically keep you in the dark about what im thinking unless you ask or i feel like taking a big dump on you. ok, so if you got a problem with that, take the walk! shampoo mah nuts! wash my shoes and socks!
If I make my profile goofy, I get adds from goofballs. If I make it dark and liturgical, I get adds from melancholy teenagers and overweight malcontents. Let's just make it simple folks. It is my entire life's focus to determine who is worthy of the effort that friendship requires, from those that want to act a role to appear more than they are. It will likely be sooner, rather than later, that I will kick posers and impostors to the curb, and I will do so with the same level of empathy afforded to the scuffing of chewed bubble gum from one's shoe. Do us both a favor, don't even bother with me if you aren't on the real. Amos 3:3
mmmm baby. that feels good. diaphram resonating the many hues and depths expressed wordlessly. hurts purely, beyond discretion and the doors you all close on me tightly with practiced precision. ive grown vulgarly accustomed
i wanna see them but i wanna sit thru the credits and the american custom denies me this final bit of satisfaction. ironically enough, after being ushered out before the credits roll, i gotta stand in the hallway for your giant super gulp drinking faces while u go take a pee. dont watch the movie come stare at the pimple faced kid wearing the ridiculously antiquated and ceremonial usher garb that makes them look like winged OZ monkeys. damn you guys
The palantiri were Seeing-stones that could be used the gather information and communicate over great distances. Seven stones were brought to Middle-earth and they were used to help govern the far-flung realms of Gondor and Arnor. But over time many of the palantiri were lost and one fell into the hands of Sauron, who used it to spread deceit and despair among those who opposed him. The palantiri were perfectly spherical with smooth, unmarked surfaces. They varied in size: the smallest were about a foot in diameter while the largest were too big to be picked up by one person. The palantiri were deep black in color when not in use and were made of an unbreakable glass or crystal substance. It was believed that they could only be destroyed by intense heat.
stab my fingers semi solid with their razor edges forgotten in the covetous desire to discover what lie on each side of its leaves turning with the lustful curl of a young womans subtle glance thrown over a sharp turn of stare to drink me in with wicked contemplation. the silent sorcery gleaned within, gathered close to me when its cold, which is more often than id forseen. i cannot speak for the future, but past images hide in plain sight, daring to unravel
are less human than villians. it is in our basest natures that we revel. bold in contradiction to face the judgment
D Dramatic
A Amazing
N Neglected
I Intelligent
E Evil
L Lovable
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