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There is probably something more important that you should be doing right now.
I'm sore all over. Thats what happens when you rock your ass off for 7 hours straight. I've got a sore back. Thats ...
Posted by The Joe is neutral territory on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:13:00 PST |
My dad is superman |
He arrived at the hospital flatlining.
Every doctor that saw him thought he was gone.
If he came too, there was strong chance of brain/heart damage.
He came home to day with nothing more than a sore t...
Posted by The Joe is neutral territory on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:26:00 PST |
my dads awake my dads awake my dads awake |
The respirator is out. He's aware and functioning. Hooray!!! Be happy.
Posted by The Joe is neutral territory on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:20:00 PST |
Updates from the Joe's opinion II. The sequel. |
Fuck you, Tony Danza. Bruce Springsteen is the boss.
Apple should have the lyrics scroll across the screen of the new iPod. They could call it iPod Karaoke.
If Freddie Mercury were a black basketball ...
Posted by The Joe is neutral territory on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:44:00 PST |
Get my dad out of that fucking hospital gown... |
So, my dad had a super major heart attack yesterday. There was apparently a blockage in 2/3 of his heart. Let me state for those of you that don't know my father, he's probably the healthiest person m...
Posted by The Joe is neutral territory on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST |
Updates from Joe's opinion... |
People at sporting events-The pattern for We Will Rock You is stomp stomp clap. Stop fucking it up.
Hollywood- Stop casting Wesley Snipes in a movie and then replacing him with an unknown other black ...
Posted by The Joe is neutral territory on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST |
Reasons Lee Ving is better than you... |
...aside from the fact that he was Mr. Body in Clue...
"Lets have a war so you can go die!"
"New Yorks alright if you want to get pushed in front of the subway!"
"I wanna fuck you to death!"
"Fuc...
Posted by The Joe is neutral territory on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST |
Snow + leaky sunroofs = |
The Joe driving around with a lap full of embarassment.
Posted by The Joe is neutral territory on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:50:00 PST |
Sometimes i worry... |
...That I'll fall in love with a girl and she'll take me to meet her father and he'll have a fu manchu and a mullet. Then i realize that a man like that could probably never produce the kind of girl i...
Posted by The Joe is neutral territory on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:26:00 PST |
funny story. at least, i think it is... |
So, this happened a while ago, but i just remembered it.
I was at Mike Calvets suprise birthday party. And chances are if you're a cool enough friend to be reading this, you were there too. Any...
Posted by The Joe is neutral territory on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:08:00 PST |
