Music, girls, bass guitar, guitar, Driving, Drawing, Talking on the phone all night and keeping the convo interesting, IDK alot of other stuff too...
Everyone and Anyone, just as long as you aren't carrying a concealed bone-saw or nun-chucks, those I just can't handle...
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listen to my band CelardorI like these bands and many more.... Taking back sunday, Thursday,armor for sleep, Thrice, sherwood, Brandtson, finch, alkaline trio, Hidden in plain view, Matchbook romance, Fall out boy, Coheed and Cambria, love letters burn red, copeland, mae, the starting line, grace like gravity, the ataris, brand new,Anberlin, the contender series, at the drive in, FURTHER SEEMS FOREVER, vendetta red, Sparta, Dashboard confessionals,slipknot, The mars volta, Alexis on fire, Jameson Parker, poison the well, the doors, Dead Poetic, Saosin, From first to last, Bayside, ATFWR, yellowcard, homegrown, Straylight run, PARK, this providence, senses fail, saves the day, evergreen terrace, armor for sleep, NORTHSTAR, something corporate,The early november, From autumns to ashes, my Chemical romance, Emery,The eagles, underoath, One line drawing, NWA, The juliana Theory, Hawthorne heights,Silverstein,The used,Boys night out, Bright eyes, Story of the year, The beautiful mistake,Circa Survive, Terminal, Acceptance, MONEEN, The exit, foo fighters, A static lullaby, Lenore, Blink 182, Lux courageous, Funeral for a friend, SANTANA,daphne loves derby, Tupac, The Acedemy is, Gratitude, Sound of Animals Fighting, and June ... There are alot more... talk to me to find out more!
LORD OF THE RINGS (all 3),The Hobbit, Matrix (all 3), Spider-man 1&2, The score, Anchorman, Napolean Dynamite, Any kind of band movie, and Tommy Boy
DONT FUCK WITH CHUCK NORRIS 1) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.3) Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.4) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.5) Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.6) If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.7) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.8) Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.9) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.10) Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.11) When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.12) Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.13) As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.14) They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.15) To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.16) Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.17) A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.18) Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.19) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.20) Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.21) Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.22) Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.23) Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."24) If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.*25) Chuck Norris was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, Chuck Norris spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, “Trix are for Chuck Norris.â€26) According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.27) Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.28) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.29) A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.30) At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.