Molly

Galavanting around in the countryside, or actually just galavanting anywhere because it is a good word and I enjoy vocabulary. I take a great deal of pleasure from stationary (I recently aquired a green bic biro which makes me happy every time I use it). I have a gay porn playing card in my purse (as well as several on my bedroom wall), and the delighful naked chap who features on it interests me a lot. His name is Jasper, after the uncle of Henry vii, who I learnt about in a history lesson once. I like to obsess about people that I don't know, especially if I have once actually seen them in real life. I also enjoy obsessing about people I do know- Katy and I secretly adopted half the first year boys at college (it gave us something to think about in English lessons). I enjoy behaving inappropriately on public transport, especially when in the company of Joooolia Webber. I like glitter, (and Glittery William. LOL) postcards of paintings, greek mythology, neckscarves, ducks (particularly the ones that frequent the stream next to Chertsey library), tea and coffee, veganism, dancing like a complete mentalist, and petty crime. I like mess and living in squalor. I enjoy philosophy. I (figuratively) bum WIKIPEDIA and its 'sister' website wikiquote because I enjoy plagiarising the work of people more intelligent than myself. I frequently fall in love, usually for no more that half an hour at a time. I am likely to fall in love with you if you are: a. male (this is not always necessary), b. a little bit gay, and c. DANCING. I like to look for patterns in wallpaper, ceiling tiles, floorboards etc. I once found a small man holding a balloon on a tile on my kitchen floor and was very happy for at least fifteen minutes. I like secret languages. I like tornados and stormchasers. I take great pleasure in deindividuation, especially when it involves alcohol and/or dancing and/or petitioning for women's rights by accident.