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Keith

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read

About Me

i once deviated my septum with a transformers lunch box. right after i handed in my senior thesis. (Who am i kidding? i never wrote a thesis)

My Interests

if i said public transportation systems, would you believe me? no? fine. then staying hydrated, the point break sequel, 826 valencia, finding a secondhand hockey stick, local eateries, baseball, sustainable development, learning how to translate body surfing into surfboard surfing, improving upon my second, third, and fourth languages while trying not to mumble my first, and your feelings.

I'd like to meet:

a better question. or ignatius p. reilly.

Music:

joseph might say temple of the dog, but if i had to pick one to sum me up, i'd settle on grandaddy.

Movies:

anything that wes anderson and charlie kaufmann got their hands into, to start. and if you feel a strong pull towards "punch drunk love" then i think we'll get along just smashingly.

Television:

i don't watch television until it comes out on those discs that i can play on my own time. in which case, UK office, strangers with candy, UCB, the simpsons. unless its the dodgers...

Books:

a heartbreaking work of staggering genius (no john, that is not a reference to your book)

Heroes:

real ultimate homestarrunner. and vin scully.