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David

Sic Semper Tyrannis

About Me

I have an extremly high iron content of my blood, thus my mere presence causes anomolyes in electromagnetic fields. Light bulbs will sometimes burst when I enter a space. And often young ladies will faint or go into a dave-induced tizzy.

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My Interests

Music:

Children crying, the sound of coinage being minted, the voice of Christopher Hitchens...this is all music to my ears.

Movies:

Anything with Charlie Chaplin or Jenna Jameson in it...and Hollywood, if you’re reading this...the technology exists to put these two mega-superstars together digitally. You know what to do!

Television:

TiVo Da Ali G Show The Daily Show with Jon Stewart 60 Minutes Meet 'da Press (with Ali G) ESPN 2 Frontline Simpsons Nova Seinfeld The Colbert Report The Office (British)(American)

Books:

The Lorax, Cobra II, The Kite Runner, The Crying of Lot 49, The Intelligent Investor,

Heroes:

Thomas Alva Edison during his famous experiments involving toilet paper tubes.

My Blog

For All Michiganders

http://franklincidermill.com/video.html This is so classic. Watch out for the bees....
Posted by David on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

My Story

OK...I know it's been a month but I'm having trouble letting it go. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5716724 ...
Posted by David on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:40:00 PST

Gas Man

I filled up today. I can't prove this...but I'm pretty sure that the MAN...that the GAS MAN is trying to fool me into filling up with Super Premium. The last time I filled up, Regular was all the wa...
Posted by David on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:26:00 PST

To the person who stole my French Press:

  I just posted this in all of the elevators and on all of the bulliten boards in my office: Have you seen me????   (picture of French Press)   Sometime between 6:30 PM on May 23rd an...
Posted by David on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:07:00 PST

Western Union

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5186113 I heard today that after 150 years, Western Union sent its last telegraph last Friday. Shocking. And by shocking I mean that its s...
Posted by David on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:13:00 PST

I saw you on the Daily Show. . .you sucked!

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=4763 3&source=OD_VIDEO:undefined:Peter+Bergen.. I just saw this guy in the lobby of my building. I really wanted to tell him how bad he was. ...
Posted by David on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 07:19:00 PST

Civil War

Wow, there was a civil war battle in Washington DC? http://americancivilwar.com/statepic/dc/dc001.html
Posted by David on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 07:32:00 PST

I forgot

. . .that I had a blog.
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friday Blues

I woke up this morning, saw the sky painted over with gray I woke up this morning, saw the sky painted over with gray Its took a minute or two to realize it wasn't Saturday
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Save the Dolphins?

You've got to be fucking kidding me, right? http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/01/03/tsunami.dolphins. ap/index.html
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST