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What's the difference between a mallard with a cold and your mother..ones a sick duck i can't remember the rest but your mothers a whore.
Name: MaTT
DoB: 05-10-84
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Location: Medford, OR
Height: 5'11
Status: Single
Car: BMW M3
Aim: vivaladippI don't care what you think or say so stfu
if you have a train whore post i will remove you.. i don't care how many people you have on your list neither does your mom.
don't add me unless you want to talk to me. or send me a msg before otherwise chances are slim to none that i'll add you.
If you have over 500 "friends" don't bother adding me
I enjoy long walks on short bridges
matt is too lazy to do this so i'm doing it for him:
so overtly complex that even i don't understand myself. i've been told that there is nobody that is anything close to what i am that's both good and bad but anyways
hmm..lets just say that i'm the most stylish straight guy you will ever meet. that's right, i dress better than YOU. sorry kids. not only do i dress better than you, but i drive a better car than you. yes, my car is HOT. my headlights beat the crap out of your headlights. watch out for me on the road. i will blind you with the glory of my headlights if you piss me off. lets see...i you a good time. my nav system also broke so you better bust it out mapquest-style if you wanna chill. anyway uhh i think that's all, message me if you want (you know you want to)
♥♥jess
who i DON'T want to meet:
→ racist fuckers
→ people with dandruff
→ racist fuckers with dandruff
→ people who don't dress as well, if better, than i do (wait, scratch that, no one dresses better than i do) aka the fashionably challenged
→ the hygienically challenged
→ the illiterate
→ the ignorant
→ belligerant fools
→ smelly people
→ gossip queens
→ drama sluts
→ pity whores
→ the idiots who post bulletins saying they want friends. I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
→ the mentally unstable
→ the freakishly tall
→ people who use herbal essences and think that their hair is the shit, (it's not.)
→ bad drivers
→ the truthfully challenged (and if you can't figure that out, i don't want to meet you, either.)
→ people who brag about owning designer purses. (if you feel the need to do this, perhaps you should take a reality check and realize that those people who can actually afford them wouldn't be bragging about them in the first place)
→ people who breathe loudly. keep it down. we know you're alive..unfortunately.
→ people with bad breath. i don't need to know what you just ate. infact don't ever eat again.
→ people who drive shitty cars and park in two parking spots. (if you have a good car you are exempt) your car isnt worth two parking spots, let alone one. why don't you just walk and stop obstructing my view?
→ people who don't say thank you
→ people with tom on their friends lists
→ people who feel the need to park next to me
→ people who have cell phones but no friends
→ E-thugs
→ hypocrites
→ pPLz wHo taLK LyK dIs. (this does not make you cool. i know you think it does, but it doesnt.)
→ obnoxious people
→ people impressed by jared the subway guy
→ cockblockers
→ rude people
→ fake people
→ People asking to be ranked (i will rank you a 1)
→ people who ask for comments (if i do leave one it will be on how pathetic you are)
→ people who repeatedly ask for adds
→ people who base their coolness off of how many "myspace friends" they have. how many of them are actually your friends? yeah, thats what i thought.
who i do want to meet:
♥whoever isn't on my dislike list. that means you, dipshit.
♥that fucker who tried to cut in front of me today. i'm going to punch you in the FACE
♥food connosieurs
♥people with table manners (i don't want you to spit food all over me)
♥people who i wont be embarrassed to be seen with
♥people who stay at nice hotels for the shampoo (ie hilton, sheraton, marriot...)
♥someone who knows their cars
♥people who listen to good music
♥people with nice rear ends. (your car, i mean. your CAR)
♥people who aren't trying to sell me something. I WONT BUY IT.
♥outgoing people
♥anyone strong in the humor department (this includes being sarcastic, witty, or just plain funny. i welcome you, one and all)
♥people who can hold their own in a shopping challenge with ME
♥a lady in the street but a freak in the bed
♥people who are content to just drive
♥people who want to name their kids after me
♥people who can enjoy the outdoors.
♥cheese connosieurs
♥the person who found the $800 i lost (what'd you buy?)
♥anyone who wants to punch tom in the face
♥girls who look good without makeup
♥people who want to know more about cars
♥your hot friends
♥people who contribute to society
I put my friends first but I'm the one who always gets hurt. It's just in my nature. I'm tired of dealing with other peoples problems. If you fall under my likes category or think you can intellectually stimulate me then hit me up kids.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: matt
Birthday: may 10th
Birthplace: korea
Current Location: oregon
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: i have both
Your Heritage: viva la italy!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: i don't need to wear shoes to get service
Your Weakness: the "Perfect Pizza"
Your Fears: stupidity
Your Perfect Pizza: my "Weakness"
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 6 ex wives
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: roflcopter
Thoughts First Waking Up: why did i
Your Best Physical Feature: my middle finger
Your Bedtime: choose your own adventure!
Your Most Missed Memory: when i was a little boy along the nile river i once stumbled upon a boot that i cast into the river and made a wish
Pepsi or Coke: the peer pressure is too much i gues i'll try coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: in n out
Single or Group Dates: single dates in a group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: brisk baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: twist
Cappuccino or Coffee: capp
Do you Smoke: smokers lungs
Do you Swear: i'm afraid no
Do you Sing: can you feel the rythm
Do you Shower Daily: yus
Have you Been in Love: yes and it's wonderful
Do you want to go to College: do you want to work at 7-eleven? The tables have turned bitch
Do you want to get Married: yes, multiple times
Do you belive in yourself: but of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: parents who needs parents i was raised by a pack of wolves
Do you like Thunderstorms: no but i like lightning
Do you play an Instrument: kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: guilty as charged
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i stole the heart of a poor boy and put it in a jar on my desk
Ever been Drunk: more times than jack daniel himself
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: i still talk shit so obviously not bad enough
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: mounting a train
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: bigger
What country would you most like to Visit: SPANIARD!! come here and fight
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: sky blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: 5'4
Weight: 101
Best Clothing Style: fashionably preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: i still use tapes...man it feels good to be a gangster
Number of Piercings: no
Number of Tattoos: no
Number of things in my Past I Regret: taking this survey
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