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About Me

In honor of the chinese new year i found my zodiac i am a dog and everything it says about me is right on alot more so than my normal zodiac so i will let these little chinese people decribe me Dogs are honest,straightforward,and friendly. They are extremely protective of themselves and their loved ones. With a passion for fair play and justice, they never fail to rescue you time after time. They may rant and rave, but they never rest until they right the wrong. They are true humanitarians and suffer with the world.In spite of their concern for others,social graces and fancy parties do not impress them. Having sharp eyes, they will see through people's motives. They are quite private about their personal lives and someone prying into their affairs make them secretive and withdrawn. Once you gain their confidence, they open up freely.Once Dogs classify you, they rarely change their minds. There are few in-betweens. Dogs perceive things either in black or white. You are either friend or enemy. Luckily, they are good judges of character and have superb insight into human nature. Dogs are tolerant of their friends. Before they approve of you, the friendship must develop slowly with a variety of meetings and conversations. If they look you over and decide they can trust you, you remain in their hearts forever. If you need them, Dogs will be there.When the time is right, Dogs work long and hard, but they know how to relax, and enjoy their home and loved ones. The Dogs have playful moods and a great sense of humor. They have quick emotions and if you offend them, they will snarl and insult you with expertise. They forgive with the same speed. Dogs are intelligent and well-balanced. With their stable minds, they make good counselors or psychologists. They endure during any crisis situation. They are trustworthy people and know how to keep a secret. Being efficient and very diplomatic, they can hide their prejudices well. Most Dogs have a comfortable home and do well.Dogs always defend what is theirs and have a high sense of value. Home and family come first,and Dogs will work to see that they have the best!

My Interests

poker going places poker doing something different music movies atlantic city vegas all that good stuff this house will be mine in 2 years

I'd like to meet:

lets start with who i dont wanna meet. First of all i dont wanna meet anybody whi thinks there bringing sexy back i already brought it back in like 7th grade when justin timberlake was still sucking mickey mouses cock. I dont wanna meet anybody who has more then 300 friends on there friends list i refuse to be another face in the crowd.i dont wanna meet anybody who has 15 peopel that leave comments everyday on there site that state "whats good" or "just dropping by to leave some love so holla back" and on a side note if you leave me any comments liek that i will probably kill you just kidding no but seriously dont.%D%Ai dont wanna meet every band on myspace you probably suck anyway give up. get a job at dunkin donuts i like there coffee there for i will like you more. I would like to meet anybody who gives me a reason to find them interesting. i would love to meet these twoi wanna the man in the middle to be my dadi will be here in june

Music:

Movies:

anything by m knight dead poets society fight club 7 12 monkeys 28 days later

Television:

friends and the simpsons family guy american dad aqua teen futrama mxc americas funniest home videos whos line is it anyway

Books:

anything on poker

Heroes:

super man batman spider man hell boy the incredible hulk the ambigiously gay duo

My Blog

ciggs

its been a week since ive had a cigg and im starting a show if you wanna be a part of it get a hold of me
Posted by jeff on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:00:00 PST

i hate everything

..> i quit smoking and this is the longest ive gone without a cigg and its not even been 2 days and yes i want to kill you. ps see eric that is a good post ya fuck ..>...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:33:00 PST

the most hated and most loved man in america

..> So im whaching howard stern last night as i always do and his guest is micheal moore. Now call him what you will or think what you like. He is obvioulsy bias on all issues and he puts a d...
Posted by jeff on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

little kids keep things so simple

little children have a way of talking that keeps things so simple and to the point. tina told me about this conversation that alex and her had last night tina mentioned to alex that travis had p...
Posted by jeff on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:06:00 PST

nothing ever changes

Lapisnirp7: did u do it ill kill u if notchinoscool: what the fuck are you talking aboutLapisnirp7: lolLapisnirp7: that was meant for travisLapisnirp7: hows cali man u like itchinoscool: no, it's tota...
Posted by jeff on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:26:00 PST

id be able to deal with this

Sucks to be a nice girl Sucks to be a nice girl.... by Sean This is a tribute to the nice girls. The nice girls made of sugar and spice, who always get overlooked, and who sit and endure endless ran...
Posted by jeff on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

grrrr

I never had to be your whole world I just tried to be your favorite part
Posted by jeff on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:26:00 PST

blah

When i sit down at a table instantly i can get a read on everybody at that table. now obviously as time goes by my read changes getsbetter but im not far off from the initial read. when i walk down t...
Posted by jeff on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:55:00 PST

my favorite scene

worm: were u robbed? mike: not exactly. Worm: o man did she split on u? mike she made off with ur sheets. what kind of sick bitch takes your sheets? mike: i always said shed make a good card player sh...
Posted by jeff on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:41:00 PST

the balls mahoney

51 random facts*After you're done, repost and erase my answers and replace them with your own if you are bored. Enjoy!1) What is your Boyfriend/girlfriends name?leah2) What color underwear/boxers wear...
Posted by jeff on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:10:00 PST