Im a slob. I dont really give a fuck about anyone but myself.I am noisy.I wear hoodies,wife-beaters, jeans , sneakers, and g strings...whats up? I am rude and sarcastic. I sometimes will stop listening to you and start day dreaming and just keep saying UM-Hmmm... I am an artist, a starving artist but I am better than you. I think you can dip anything into italian salad dressing and it will taste good. I like really bad tv and really bad movies. my sense of humor is disgusting. I am moody. I am a shop-a-holic. I hate materalistic assholes. I am broke. I have big boobs, a big butt so i guess Im round. my smile is stupendis...I can't spell. I drink all night and sleep all day. I am a geek. You can not see the floor in my room and it smells like old chinese food and I dont plan on cleaning it anytime soon.I love costume jewelry. I have a weakness for spicy boys.I love personal lubricant.I tell really bad jokes and crack myself up. I whine continously. I am always down to party hearty. I am self centered.I love sushi, I eat it with my hands. I talk a lot of shit ...but I can back it up. I have beautiful eyes.I find it easy to make fun of people. I am a snotty bitch.I sleep till 1pm everyday.I burp, fart and snore. I pick up clothes off my floor and smell them before I wear them. I am not domesticated. I think make-up is for ugly girls.I sing off key at the Kareoke bar and people still clap for me. I pick my nose every day. I will make you piss your pants. I like to swim in the dark. I'll kick your ass in spades.I'm a funny bitch! I wear flip flops all year long. I like foreplay so much I'll do 5 play.I am an insomniac.I love sneakers.I hate superfical bla bla bla people. halloween is my favorite holiday.I am a thrift store junkie.I pee in the shower.I dont believe in god or miracles. I love the beach but hate the sand. I think sneezing is like an orgasm of the face.I spit. my feet are adorable but stink. Im selfish. I am the craziest b*tch you'll ever meet.I am always the center of attention.My name backwards is I moan.I feel 23% less shitty today because you just read all about me
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