There are 7 ORIGINATED founding members of the Oak Cliff Tennis Gang; Pedro, Tre'bor, Hirvin, Heber, Giovanny, Pacheco, Cesar. Each shall be respected by newcomersNew Recruits: Juan, Wendy, Lisa, BereniceTennis is our religion, Roger Federer is our god, and all seven of us compose each of his characteristics.We do not accept soccer players into our sanctuary, any soccer player shall be hit across the face with a 200 mph ball, regardless of sex.In order to be an active member, thou shall play at least twice a week more than two hours each day.Every week we shall have a tournament and crown that week’s king of the court, and his picture shall appear on the official webpage.We do not tolerate laziness.We do not tolerate insults; each insult shall be punished with the maximum extent of the tennis law, a ball across the face.We are a team, not a bunch of idiots playing for the fun of it.Do not be offended by cockiness, sarcasm, narcissism and insults from our part, if you suck then you suck.We don’t care about the weather.Our main goal is to stay fit, have fun, and improve our game.If a member is ever called pussy, remind the agressor of the laws of tennis, the rules, the court and style of play, the velocity of the ball, the muscles involved in it and the years you have been playing this beautiful sport.Tennis is an intelligent arduous and hard to understand sport, unlike soccer where you have 22 monkeys chasing a ball.Your racket is your second girlfriend, there’s an unseen bond between the player and the racket so do not violate it.The tennis gang is a bunch of simple guys who will never forget where they come from, each expresses their own individuality and originality by their personality and style of play, perfection comes with practice, so we shall practice until we reach the desired perfection in our game.this list was written by the great giovanny fraire, it shall only be modified with the approval of all 7 existing members ..
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