I'd like to meet:
Bell hops, candlestick makers, elves, horn dogs, goodie-too-shoes, Janis Joplin, the dude that invented Neosporin, smokers, car wreckers, skaters, players, acrobats, men in three piece suits, your mom, the world record holder of the game chubby bunny, turtle shell collectors, janitors, dreamers and believers, Snoop Dogg, posers, hermaphrodites, alcoholics, writers, Geminis, artists, pinky and the brain, gay punks, stoners, the pink power ranger, blondes, brunettes, and red heads, the pierced, the tattooed, jocks, addicts, ferret owners, window cleaners, table lickers, musicians, construction workers, boys, the pope, Marky Mark, taggers, big foot, the people that can write your name on a grain of rice, Tarzan, porn stars, dads, doctors, soccer players, brainiacs, the animaniacs, plumbers, feet lovers, dancers, sleepers, scientists, bimbos, procrastinators, Scorpios, pacifists, dictionary readers, introverts, extroverts, beauticians, dirt bags, Rocko, Caleb Bentley, wiccans, massage therapists, nymphomaniacs, Christians, Jesus, Mr. Clean, he man woman haters club members, people that care about other people, homeless people, servers and cooks, Virgos, hippos, thieves, tube sock wearers, surfers, hillbillies, old friends, skaters, Mrs. Butterworth, cat lovers, Yoda, nerds, dorks, Galileo, horse riders, drunks, unicyclists, designers, paparazzi, Dance Dance Revolution champions, leather daddies, witches, dog lovers, hitchhikers, Egyptian rat screwers, Pacy from Dawson's Creek, rock collectors, grandmas, break dancers, obsessive compulsives, car wreckers, nonsmelly people, maniacs, I guess if you don't fit into any of those categories then, hi my name is Bunny, nice to meet you, yes, Bunny. . . like the rabbit.
Movies:
Thank You for Smoking
Books:
The Art of Seduction, Orgasms, How to Make anyone Fall In Love With you, Tantric Sex, The Bitches Guide, Superflirt, How to Seduce a Man: and Keep him Seduced, The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists, Erotic Literature, Conceptual Physics.
Heroes:
Janis Joplin, Jessica Rabbit