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Heather

My horizons are always wonky.

About Me

I want to find meaning in everything, yet a lot of the time I'm too lazy to truly seek it. I love my friends. I love my family. I love London. For more things I love, look left, otherwise I'll be here for days. I overthink things (not necessarily the right things), I'm somewhat introverted, and I'm terrified of pigeons. No seriously. They're scary. Above all I have hope.

My Interests

God. People.
Music- listening, watching, making (very badly).
Books. Films.
Church- the wonderful Glorious Undead.
London. Cathedrals.
Taking photos of London (as you might see if you look) and Cathedrals.
Dancing- any time, anywhere, with absolutely no skill at all.
History.
Occasionally dressing up as a viking...making celtic jewellery.
Just dressing up generally.
COFFEE!
Comedy...Bill Bailey, Eddie Izzard, Omid Djallili, Spaced, Darkplace, The Day Today, Family Guy and other such things.
Leicester.
Snooker.
Custard.
POI! Trying to spin them without concussing myself mainly.

I'd like to meet:

People. They're kinda cool.

Music:

Some good gigs…Therapy?-Download 05 (top shelf); The Damned- Leicester 04 (overwhelming); AFI- Reading 03 (epic); Skindred- Leicester 05 (joyous); Pitchshifter- Leicester 03 (sweaty); Dresden Dolls (and Devotchka)- London 06 (arty); Tiger Army/Send More Paramedics- Leicester 05 (random); Idlewild- London 01 (my first); Funeral For a Friend- Leicester 03 (exclusive); Billy Idol- Download 05 (momentous); Sletchvalk- D-Fest 05 (assaulting); Jon Gomm- Leicester 05 (awe-inspiring); Dropkick Murphys- Birmingham 05 (rowdy); Bleeding Through- London 06 (blistering); System of a Down- Reading 03 (bouncy); Rory and Adam- Leicester 05 (moving ;) )…

Bands I wish I’d seen…Queen (Wembley ’86 please); Talking Heads (Stop Making Sense tour please); Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (with Blixa Bargeld); Screeching Weasel; The Clash; The The; Rage Against the Machine; Sex Pistols (at the 100 Club please); Jeff Buckley; Manic Street Preachers (with Richey, obviously); Pantera; Sublime; Adam and the Ants; Misfits (with Mr Danzig, fursure); Pixies (1989); The Stranglers (at the Hope and Anchor)…

Bands I’d like to see…Alec Empire, Fear Factory, Depeche Mode, Strapping Young Lad; A Perfect Circle; A-ha; Machine Head; DJ Shadow; Vast; Sikth; Mindless Self Indulgence; Bauhaus; Siouxsie and the Banshees (should they reform again); Gogol Bordello; Interpol; Bell X1; Nine Inch Nails; The Awakening; Hatebreed; Backyard Babies; Rammstein; Adam F; Infadels; Matt Berry…so if you’re going, get me a ticket yeah?One Track Lover -Todd Rivers

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Movies:

Gone With The Wind, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, The Princess Bride, True Romance, Amelie, Ghost World, Edward Scissorhands, Wayne's World (1 and 2), Hot Shots, Hot Shots Part Deux, Sin City, Pirates of the Caribbean, Run Lola Run, Sleepy Hollow, La Haine, Lost in Translation, The Wedding Singer, I Heart Huckabees, Secretary, Delicatessen, The Karate Kid, The Usual Suspects, Ottley, The Crow, Donnie Darko, Grosse Pointe Blank, Ten Things I Hate About You, Bubba Ho-tep, 28 Days Later, Strictly Ballroom, Dogma, Serenity, Brick, The Virgin Suicides, Sin City, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Garden State, Die Hard (all three baby!), Brighton Rock...and how could I forget Heathers!...also, VERY much looking forward to the film version of Stardust!!! Out 2007, here's hoping it's a good'un. Oh, and Hot Fuzz too. Though that's not previously a book. Hot Fuzz was brilliant by the way- I reached the good Doctor's five laugh rule within, ooh, about seven minutes...I currently love Breakfast On Pluto and A Room With A View.

Television:

I haven't really watched any for ages...shows I've enjoyed...My So-Called Life ("Are you, like, crying or something?"); Darkplace ("May I cut your pork pie?"); Spaced ("You can't drink a pint of Bovril!"); Scrubs ("I miss you so much it hurts sometimes."); The Day Today ("Jon Fashanu. Jon Fashanu. Jon Fashanu."); The Mighty Boosh ("It took my hand..." "What, in marriage?!") Green Wing ("Carrier pigeon....!!"); Family Guy ("Uh-oh!"); 24 (not known for it's quotability but damn good); Nathan Barley (the idiots are winning)...and then Renovate My Family- the only show to make me bawl every single episode.

Books:

Anything by Martin Millar (especially The Good Fairies of New York, Lux the Poet and Milk, Sulphate and Alby Starvation); anything by Douglas Coupland (especially Miss Wyoming, Microserfs and All Families Are Psychotic); anything by Chuck Palahniuk (especially Invisible Monsters); Umberto Eco- The Name of the Rose; Wilkie Collins- The Woman In White; Bram Stoker- Dracula; Margaret Mitchell- Gone With The Wind; Jane Austen- Pride and Prejudice; Charlotte Bronte- Jane Eyre (don't even get me started on how much this book has made me think); Poppy Z Brite- Lost Souls; anything by Lindsey Davies; anything by Neil Gaiman (especially Neverwhere, Stardust, American Gods)....oh my word, The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon is stunning...The Screwtape Letters, by CS Lewis; Screen Burn by Charlie Brooker- the man is unbelievably funny; East End Chronicles by Ed Glinert is incredibly fascinating- like a Horrible History for adults; The Historian by Elisabeth Kostova- brilliant, made me want to research stuff again (though not necessarily Dracula) ...

Heroes:

Jesus.

My Blog

"After all, it shall not stain the sock It gets roasted!"

I found Graham Linehan's blog, which amongst other joys contains video clips of a french cooking show narrated in poorly translated English.  I advise you to just listen as it sounds even more su...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

"We're not talking about wallpaper anymore, are we?"

This week I've been a-wandering.  On the hunt for an elusive leaving gift, I had to venture into Clerkenwell, an intrepid explorer hunting for the one Books Etc that sold said leaving gift. ...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:36:00 PST

Do a rap about spices- NOW!!!

Yes, this week I've been mostly giggling to the wonderful wonderful combination of Jon Richardson and Alan Carr on the Russell Howard Show on BBC6.  Involving jive, clapping-whistling-hairstraigh...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:00:00 PST

"Well in the waiting room waiting for news of you I hallucinated I could read your mind..."

Love love love Regina Spektor and have been listening to Begin To Hope practically non-stop for the past week.  I love the choice of lyrics, and her voice is amazing, but it's the combi...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

Did you see the sun this evening?

So I'm walking over London Bridge (as I do frequently, as well you all know) at about 6:45 (had to work late), very very tired but rather happy that it's still light outside, and I turn to look around...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST

Couple 'O' Things

Yes, well, a few things that I like right now: "The Fat Of The Land" by the Prodigy- one of the best-nay, the best-album to listen to whilst walking fast (if you're having a contemplative stroll, prob...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:26:00 PST

Things that made me smile this week...

...walking out the front door this morning and smelling spring in the air.  It may not come for a little while, but Spring will come... ...walking for about an hour up and down Kingsland Road, ki...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:46:00 PST

Maaagic, Moooments la la la la laa la....

I love those moments so much- the ones where it's like you're trapped in American Beauty and breaking down at the sight of a carrier bag wafting in the wind.  Yes yes, cheesy and sappy, but ...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:51:00 PST

Please do not laugh at the limits of my prose

Getting up in the dark, coming home in the dark, never seeing daylight except out of the office window.  That sucks.   Still- winter does give me my favourite views from London Bridge. &nbs...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

Another thing that made me grin

I wasn't hugely impressed when I watched the Secret Policeman's Ball the other night.  Don't get me wrong, the idea's great and it's a very worthy cause.  Just thought the acts were a bit la...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:30:00 PST