DzI® profile picture

DzI®

...I'm FREE as a FART...

About Me

I am a bilingual person. My english is so good that I don't know how good is my English. You can't find me anywhere . I am very short. In height, and in mind, and in soul...If you notice a big butt passing by, that's me. If you sense a strange body odour in public transportation vehicles, that's me. If you hear a curse, gently said to your ear in line in the post office, that's me. If you notice something(not someone) messing with the stuff from the trash can, that's me, looking for food. But you can find yourself in these situations only if you live where i live. But that is so far from civilisation...don't worry.Ali, pored svega ipak zapitajte se: Jeste li jutros doruckovali, i sta? Ako i tu ne nadjete odgovore koji ce utoliti vasu glad za saznavanjem novih istina, onda nista. Aj sa srecom meni... ....................JEDITE KOD JOA
..

Create your custom cookie at ..

My Interests

I WONDER, when (not if) I start spitting and cursing those numbered, can't-decide-what-sex-am-I, stupid Emo-victims (I-am-so-dark-and-so-mysterious ), and all the new-borns of the imaginary this-is-something-completely-new-"musical" trends, and everybody else, WILL I HAVE ANY FRIENDS? And what does that exactly mean? I'm interested in me, indepth re-knowing of ME-self.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who could , profesionaly translate(serbian to english) my texts, withouth asking any favors in return, and who will in that process of translation love and respect me , as I deserve. And maybe even publish my shity-I-am-so-smart-bathroom-humor in a form of a big novel with lots of pictures of my family...Naturally for free...And that perfect person could even sell my books in front of all public toilets across country, and give me the money he/she gets from the books! I am a really nice person...Lets go out sometimes...For a glass of beer, (you'rebuying) ...................................... ........................................

Music:

Nick Cave and the bad seeds (Nikola Pecina i Zla semena), Tom Waits ( Toma Chekanovic), Beck, Kula Shaker, Green Day, Blues Traveller(, Blind Melon (Slepa Dinja,hihihihi), Sheryl Crow, Danzig, Cat Stievens, The Doors, i tako... various Jazz artists Ella, Billie, Luis, Scofield,Metheny,Montgomery,Benson,Pastorius,Miles

Movies:

"Who reads this stuff" or "I have no idea with what to fill this empty space", part 1

Television:

..
DZI KRALJICA njeno vreme tek dolazi

Books:

If you are just a little bit informed about the books which PHILOSOPHY students read, than you'll have some idea what I SHOULD read...And if you know for a fact, contact me , I am interested too. And when it comes to the things I read just for my sake...*I don't know*...part 3

Heroes:

Expected something glamorous? I didn't think so...(part 2)

My Blog

MJUZIKL

Mjuzikl Zanr: Ljubavna tragedija                              &...
Posted by DzI® on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:00:00 PST

Brand new Heavi stuffffff

ANA PLAYS THE PIANO: cc,dd,f,e,g,h,c,c,cis, Cm, e,e,e,e,e Em& PIANO: Boze, uzmi me&   ANA PLAYS: cc,dd,f,e,g,h,c,c,cis, Cm, e,e,e,e,e Em& KOMSHIJE: Boze, uzmi nas.   ANA: LA , la...
Posted by DzI® on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST

Haiku

Dzi poeta Nesnoaljiva promaja, kroz prazan prostor, ~ivot je prete~ak za razma~ene.     ...
Posted by DzI® on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

a new DZI-JA-LOG

DZI: Jbt, pushim vishe od dve pakle dnevno...puff...pufff...puffff.... PITALICA: Shta je to? Prenosi se sa majke na kcerku, a nije miraz? RAK: Ja znam! Ja znam!
Posted by DzI® on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:43:00 PST

odlomak iz dija-Loga

SIVA CELIJA: Tralala... odvezala mi se pertla. DRUGA SIVA CELIJA: To nije pertla. To je nervno vlakno. SIVA CELIJA:  A? DRUGA SIVA CELIJA: to ato ti se odvezalo je nervno vlakno koje ti omogucava...
Posted by DzI® on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 12:38:00 PST