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Joshua

Emotional Cripple seeks Abusive Alcoholic

About Me

Josh is a supple 8 year old boy. He first exploded into show business in 1961, when he put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp. He was to be bitterly disappointed in receiving almost no recognition for this accomplishment.

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My Interests

Travel, channeling your mom's inner heiress, long walks on the beach, getting caught in the rain, and men who aren't afraid to cry... just kiddingI really like drinking, travelling, playing tennis, hanging out with friends, chain smoking, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Someone as easy as me... Just about anyone actually... I try to be pretty friendly and if we talk for a little while we will be friends forever, unless you get some sort of scar or become handicapped or cripple or something.Actually Anna Wintour, Matt Cooke (politician), Jimmy Carter, J.D. Salinger

Music:

I love the 90's, honestly the best music decade. the only exceptions to this are (of course) Asheligh Simpson and Kelly Osbourne... its as though God himself in his divine wisdom and with his mighty hand created two angels with talent so unbounded as to confound human reason(yeah... apparently I have to explain that that was a joke).Other good bands Our Lady Peace, The Whitestripes, The Strokes, Weezer (the old stuff not the new stuff), OAR, Radiohead, Franz Ferdinand, etc.

Movies:

Casablanca honestly the best movie of all time, Gosford Park (it's a movie movie), Huge Fellini Fan (8 1/2, Satyricon, La Dolce Vita, La Strada etc.) most recent movie purchase was the entire Stanley Kubrick collection (incredible). Love Good Will Hunting sans Ben Affleck. Funniest movies of all time, Dumd and Dumder, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Lady Eve, The Graduate, The Birdcage and The Grass is Greener. Scariest, The Shining, The Omen, and Ju-On. And Best Worst Movies: Showgirls (obviously), Howling 7 (Country Western Musical meets Horror) and Cool As Ice (it came out after the Vanilla Ice craze ended, its about a mysterious biker who goes to a small town and teaches them how to dance... hahaha)

Television:

Seriously a huge fan of that HBO show Rome Also used to be into Desperate Housewives but haven't seen it in a while, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Running with Scissors, Heart of Darkness, The Dubliners, Jude the Obscure, PG Wodehouse, and of course my FAVORITE AUTHORS OF ALL TIME are Evelyn Waugh, and Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

JEBUS---------------------besides Gwyneth: JAMIE DAVIS, MIMI MILES, and SEAN STEPHENS

My Blog

Jerry Falwell

At 73 one of the most controversial men in America is dead... he will certainly not be missed by me.  His message of hatred and intolerance will unfortunately probably survive him.  My heart...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:28:00 PST

Tag

Rules:You have to list ten quirks that you have or things about yourself that other people might not know and then you have to tag ten people who you want to see write the same blog. Tag the people at...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

Costume/Jager Party Tonight

Over at mine and Jamie's apartment in Will Trace....We'll be breaking out the Jager machine, so there will be lots of Jager for everyone!! Bring a 6 or 12-pack of whatever you want as well!  It's...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:25:00 PST

Had to Post

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hang...
Posted by Joshua on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:58:00 PST

Saturday

Party Bitches.... Jamie's Place, A Goodbye to the travelling Chateau If you are coming from Dahlonega... Go towards Gainesville on 60, cross over 400... about a mile on your left you will see a s...
Posted by Joshua on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:00:00 PST