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About Me

TIME TRAVEL IS DANGEROUS, BUT SOMEHOW I MANAGE. HMMMM, THINGS I LIKE: ENERGON CUBES, SEXY TOASTERS, FLYING CARS (FOR FLYING), MY MOMMY-BOARD (GOD REST HER BINARY SOUL), AND KURT VONNEGUT. THINGS I DO NOT LIKE: 32 BIT PROCESSING, THE NUMBER '386', PEOPLE THAT STILL THINK DIVISION BY ZERO IS UNDEFINED, AND COUNTING.

My Interests

THEORETICAL PARTICLE PHYSICS, RELATIVITY, SPECIAL RELATIVITY, HYPER RELATIVITY, STRING THEORY, STRING QUARTET (HA HA HA), ROPE AND TWINE THEORY, PIZZA THEORY, AND THE VISCOSITY OF 5W-30 MOTOR OIL AFTER SUBLIMATING TO A PLASMA.

I'd like to meet:

OTHER ROBOTS FROM THE FUTURE. 110 0101010 111 1010101!

Music:

RAMMSTEIN, MARILYN MANSON, DREDG, CROSSBREED, TOOL, A PERFECT CIRCLE (SILLY HUMANS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING IN 4 DIMENSIONS), SKINNY PUPPY, THE MARS VOLTA, AND THE JACKSON 5. I LIKE THEIR SONG ABOUT ALPHA-NUMERICS.

Movies:

THE MATRIX (ITS ALL TRUE), EQUILIBRIUM, THE LORD OF THE RINGS, STAR WARS, ANYTHING BY MICHAEL MOORE, 9/11: THE ROAD TO TYRANNY (BY ALEX JONES, A GOOD HUMAN), AND BRING IT ON.

Television:

I LIKE THE HOME AND GARDEN CHANNEL.

Books:

VONNEGUT, HAWKING, DOUGLAS ADAMS, WHAT ELSE IS THERE?

Heroes:

DEEP BLUE, THE INTERNET, STEPHEN HAWKING.