think of it as market research. |
how do you feel about denim shorts? they make me want to hit someone. i'm okay with them; i might also be a nazi. they make me feel dirty. i want to dryhump anything in denim shorts. i wouldn't be cau...
Posted by philosoraptor on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:17:00 PST |
i love my boyfriend so much, especially when he helps make fun of hilary clinton. |
http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=8e155bc...
yes yes yes. my boyfriend is perfect. and extremely liberal. but whatever. i think his cameo in this video is amazing.yeah, that's...
Posted by philosoraptor on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:27:00 PST |
you cant please all the people all the time. |
i've been told i blog too much....hey. fuck you.anyway. to soften the blow of having to read what i'm rambling about, how about a little eye candy before we get started, eh?there. is...
Posted by philosoraptor on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST |
i just cant get behind this. or past this. or beside this. or in any juxtaposition to this. |
dear new kids on the block,you may remember me. i sent you a few fan letters back in the early 1990s, one of which had a 5X8 picture of me in a grey jumper posing with a trapper keeper that had 2 kitt...
Posted by philosoraptor on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:00:00 PST |
oh, benjamin linus. |
lost.... seriously. i really did think it was about time travel before. i was convinced. i’m still not completely unconvinced. but now i’m not as convinced.&n...
Posted by philosoraptor on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:12:00 PST |
michael c. hall. |
i had a dream that i was dexter’s sister last night. not as deb. but as me. it really makes me feel sexually uncomfortable, as i would like to semi-violently dry hump michael c...
Posted by philosoraptor on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:41:00 PST |
because i think you deserve a happy blog, reader. |
so i’ve kinda gone crazy over the last 48 hours with the container gardens on my front porch. i’ve definitely spent more money than i should’ve, but hey. no one suffers b...
Posted by philosoraptor on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:21:00 PST |
i could sleep, i could sleep... when i lived alone... is there a ghost in my house? |
ugh. every couple of months, i go through this period of time where i can’t tell if i’m what i’m remembering has happened in real life or in a dream. my dreams become ext...
Posted by philosoraptor on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:29:00 PST |
this is mildly embarrassing, but im posting it anyway, because it is highlarryus. |
so i just did this celebrity look-a-like thingy, because laura zapp and i were trying to figure out who i looked like... and then i stumbled upon this website which allows you to upload photos o...
Posted by philosoraptor on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:16:00 PST |
i aint sayin shes a golddigger. |
has anyone else noticed these truly bizarre ads for websites on which to meet "sugar daddies" and wealthy men? these go beyond all those incredibly stupid match.com staged videos of fairly nice ...
Posted by philosoraptor on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:20:00 PST |
