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Claire *that* Lady

Yes, I do *those* parties!

About Me

I'm a 24 year old mother of two boys and I sell adult sensual products. I love what I do, it is not only my living, but a true passion. If you haven't heard of it, here's how it works. You pick a date. I do the invites. I show up and do an entertaining and informative presentation. Everyone has a great time bonding, learns a thing or two, and has the opportunity to privately and confidentially order from our huge selection of wonderful sensual products. Hosting doesn't cost a thing; in fact, you get free product for every qualifying party. ($350+ in Total Party Retail Sales). If you are intersted in learning how to be your own boss, earning 40% commission (plus bonuses) while partying as much or as little as you want - contact me for more info immediately!
Your Birthdate: June 22
You tend to be understated and under appreciated.
You have a hidden force to do amazing things, doing them your own way.
People may see you as strange and shy, but they know little.
Your unconventional ways have more power than they (and even you) know.
Your strength: Standing up for what you know is true
Your weakness: You tend to be picky and rigid
Your power color: Silver
Your power symbol: Square
Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Icecream Flavour is...
French Vanilla! You're a smooth and silky suave type! You exude class and you believe in tradition. A classical taste who doesn't like things to be too flashy or showy. Climb the Eiffel tower of taste with a spoonfull of you! Oui Oui! What is your Icecream Flavour?
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You Should Spend Your Summer at the Beach
You're a free spirit who is always thinking of new ways to have fun.
And you don't just love summer... you live for it.
So, you really should blow off your responsibilities and head to the beach! Where Should You Spend Your Summer?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
You Are 44% Lady
You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly. Are You A Lady?
You Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person.
And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already.
But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway.
You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?
You are 93% Cancer
How Cancer Are You?
Your Love Style is Eros
For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?
You Are Karamel Sutra
Plain on the outside, but once someone gets in, they're stuck What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
You Communicate With Your Body
This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person.
You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches.
Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others.
A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you! How Do You Communicate?
Your Dosha is Pitta
You have a quick mind, a gift for persuasion, and a sharp sense of humor.
You have both the drive and people skills to be a very successful leader.
Argumentative and a bit stubborn, you have been known to be a little too set in your ways.
But while you may be biased toward your own point of view, you are always honest, fair, and ethical.
With friends: You are outgoing and open to anyone who might want to talk to you
In love: You are picky but passionate
To achieve more balance: Be less judgmental of those around you, and take cool walks in the moonlight. What's Your Dosha?
Your New Year's Resolutions
1) Get a pet bunny
2) Eat more hot dogs
3) Travel to Japan
4) Study forensics
5) Get in shape with capoeira What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
Your True Love Is an Aquarius
Why you'll love an Aquarius:
Independent yet devoted, you'll appreciate the unique approach to love Aquarius takes.
You both see love as a bit of a game, and Aquarius will challenge you until you're completely hooked.
Why an Aquarius will love you:
You're secure enough to give Aquarius tons of space - even if it means separate interests and friends.
You have the brains to keep Aquarius engaged and curious. And the passion to change the world together! What Sign Is Your True Love?Layout made by Peaches

My Interests


spreading love, justice and truth, spirituality, exotic foods, family, naturalism, revolution, feng shui, astrology, angels, saints, art, sex, sexual art, cuddling, MLM, chinese internal movement and martial arts, Yogilates, celebrating, coloring, painting, pampering, fresh air, thrift stores, good beer, chilled Crown shots, red wine, pomgegranite martinis, pigtails, costumes, smokey eyes, adoption, fountains, the rainforest, chocolate, flowers and plants, history, herbs, crystals, elements, dinosaurs, poetry, dogs, turtles, guns, debate, discussion, pizza, crab rangoon, nature, tattoos, rockclimbing, snowboarding, concerts, parties, lakes and the beach, giving, sustainable living, sustainable charity, bowling, pheromones, dancing, meditation, visualization, and giving thanks.

I'd like to meet:

Tony Jaa, Howard Zinn, and Lauryn Hill. * and you! I am always interested in meeting new friends. I love people, and people love to Party. If you or someone you know are interested in buying, hosting or selling adult sensual items ~ ranging from toys to lotions, to potions, to lingerie. We've also got the sex swing (very inexpensive!), books, cuffs, games, ticklers and whips and much more!)

Music:

anything to do with rock. rock n roll, rockabilly, the blues, classic rock, metal, southern rock, oldies, alternative, grundge etc. etc. etc. i also like hip-hop, some trip-hop, funk, jazz, and ya know, whatever else that's on. * * Bob Marley the Grateful Dead Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Bob Dylan Beastie Boys, TOOL, Steel Pulse, System of a Down, Nirvana, Marley, pRIMUS Sublime, Portisthead, Lauryn Hill, Dick Dale, the Fugees, Pantera, Eryka Badu, the Roots, Led Zeppelin, John Lee Hooker, Pink Floyd Tribe, Del the Funky Homosapian, the Gorillaz, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Danzig War, STP, NOFX Ramones Rancid, Misfits Danzig Social Distortion beastie boys, Jimi, janis, tommy james & the shonells, NIN Tori Amos Lori Berkner Otis Redding, The Who the Doors Cream Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Neil Young Steve Miller Band, old Outkast, Eric Clapton, Fleetwood Mac ALL blues, derek & the dominos, jeru tha damaja, jefferson airplane/starship the Beatles (especially later stuff) dead prez, the Allman Brothers koko taylor, buddy guy, old wu tang veruca salt, L7 Queen alice in chains, the alkaholiks, Artifacts, Deftones, jurassic 5 the roots Jethro Tull Hank Williams Jr. & James Brown Lynard Skynard b-52s Black Sabbath the Eagles Def Leppard (come on ~ ONE ARM!) and lots of other stuff that I hear but never take the time to remember who done it. ;)All that you touch All that you see All that you taste All you feel. All that you love All that you hate All you distrust All you save. All that you give All that you deal All that you buy, beg, borrow or steal. All you create All you destroy All that you do All that you say. All that you eat And everyone you meet All that you slight And everyone you fight. All that is now All that is gone All that's to come and everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon. "There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

Movies:

Ong Bak!!!*

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Television:

Desperate Housewives Sesame Street, Curious George Nature shows more documentaries cooking shows Hell's Kitchen Simpsons Family Guy South Park the Daily Show National Geographic's Strange Days on Planet Earth

Books:



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Heroes:


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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Master Splinter
You're wise beyond your years, and you're normally very, VERY calm in even the darkest of problems. You spend much time thinking over problems, trying to help others around you, and enjoying time alone and with family. Though you are a skilled warrior, at either power or mind, you prefer peace, harmony, and silence. Others look to you for help and words of wisdom, and often take your advise eagerly and with little question.
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I'm a big dork, and I LOVE it!!! * There's a hero If you look inside your heart You don't have to be afraid Of what you are There's an answer If you reach into your soul And the sorrow that you know Will melt away * It's a long road When you face the world alone No one reaches out a hand For you to hold You can find love If you search within yourself And the emptiness you felt Will disappear * Lord knows Dreams are hard to follow But don't let anyone Tear them away Hold on There will be tomorrow In time You'll find the way * 10 points if you know who did *that* one!!
Your Christmas is Most Like: A Christmas Story
Loving, fun, and totally crazy.
Don't shoot your eye out! What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like? ..

My Blog

Shhhh! It's a Secret!

I'm sure you have probably heard about this movie, "The Secret."  This week it was all over the Oprah Show, and there's been a lot of hooplah about it in the media.  Well, I finally saw it t...
Posted by Claire *that* Lady on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:33:00 PST

Ten Reasons to Care About Food Policy (written by my big sis!)

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Posted by Claire *that* Lady on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

Here's lookin at you, kid.

I just want to call attention to one of my Passion Sisters, Catrina.  She has signed on her second girl and she just signed up this fall!  She is on a roll.  Our team is awesome, and we...
Posted by Claire *that* Lady on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:09:00 PST

Belated Weekend Update

Wow, its the weekend already?  I was just trying to get on here to post about last weekend, since it was so much fun! On Friday, Caleb and I went out to celebrate his birthday.  I ...
Posted by Claire *that* Lady on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

New Member to the Family!

I just got done signing on the newest member of my team, a wonderful woman named DeDe.  She's so cool, you guys on my team are gonna love her.  I can tell she's going to be a powerhouse just...
Posted by Claire *that* Lady on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST

Cure for the Winter Blues ~ You Guessed it... Good Lovin'!

Valentine's Day is coming soon!Embrace the season with twelve days of Passion ~ sensual tips and ideas for a memorable and incredible "holiday season".1 ~ Chocolate is a powerful mood enhancer an...
Posted by Claire *that* Lady on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST

You knew it; Sex is good for you!!!

Having sex once a week delivers the same boost of feel-good hormones as getting a $50,000 raise!  Men crave approval and women crave appreciation.  Women need to feel emotional fulfilled bef...
Posted by Claire *that* Lady on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:04:00 PST

What up?

Hello helloWhat's going on?  I just had to brag that one of my team members, Catrina, has elevated to Team Leader and is now earning some very nice over-rides from her team, just like I am! ...
Posted by Claire *that* Lady on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:30:00 PST

Check *this* out!!!

Check THIS out! Seriously. ...
Posted by Claire *that* Lady on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:48:00 PST

Prayer for Self-Love

Prayer for Self-LoveToday, Creator of the Universe, we ask that you help us to accept ourselves just the way we are, without judgement.  Help us to accept our mind the way it is, with all our em...
Posted by Claire *that* Lady on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST