THIS EMILY SHOULD BE WATCHED BY CCTV
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!! WOOOO *dances*
I'm Emz I'm from Barri and I'm totally Ruff and blingin'. I am completelyboring and uncool but thats just me. I can't help that my twins called Cerieither. I wish i knew how to be cool on here or at least be myself but i'm justtoo stooped. I'm just too cool!!! =O
*cough* glad i got that out of my system...Cursor by nuthinbutnet.net
How to make a Emz
Ingredients:
3 parts jealousy
1 part bitch
1 part 'fuck you'
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice and poisoned ivy. Do not irritate!
TOUCH ME AND I'LL CRY:
LETS GO FOR IT
From come on then. BRING IT!
A little message from my bestfriend..........
Heya peeps i'm Rich Em's bestfriend. Well what can be said about Em...Well i'm kinda biased but she's the greatest thing to happen to me! I love her so much. This may sound un me but she is the Best! She's loving, caring and a great friend! You couldn't wish wish for a better girlfriend of friend! She's helped me though so much shit in my life and she'll never know how thankfull I am. Well thats about it! I can't convy my feelings! Ps She's damn fine! lol
E Enraged
M Murderous
I Infamous
L Lethal
Y Yummy
Quick/painful:
From COME ON THEN. BRING IT
Just a few poem's about the greatness of 80's and 90's pop....
Wake up! Emily its a new day,
if you wake me up before you go go we can dance to and
play,
80's and 90's pop it's as sweet as chocolate
coz ive got a groove in my heart for a beat that is
accurate,
in a town called mallice we can all sleep tight,
After an evenings dancing in teh moonlight
i'll be there for you through the widn and rain,
but dont call me baby coz that aint the same,
Your a love fool so just kiss me ,
but there you go so far i cannot see,
every little thing you do is magic,
can you dig it or is it tragic,
it's just you and me baby,
and a brimful of asha makes 3
and another...
An ode to the greatest of pop.
Oh 80's and 90's you are great,
i can't believe i was 10 years late
Your beats are snazzy
and when i listen i'm fine n dandy
An ode to the greatest of pop
Madison Avenue
and the cardigans too
From the wannadies
to blondie
An ode to the greatest of pop
Now i've finished my ryhme
But i feel it's a crime
That you decades weren't allowed to run on
And i wish i could have had more of your fun
An ode to the greatest of pop
You scored as .
Hunkalicious men smothering me in a big vat of chocolate
100000000000%
death my shnoo shnoo
100%
eating too much chocolate
67%
sex with judith to the extreme
67%
Sphinkter failure
67%
Butt sffocation
67%
Dart inncident
67%
being rapped by a donkey
67%
Eaten by cannibals
33%
Death by Exploding eyeballs
33%
Gang shoot out in you toilet
33%
falling off six buildings and the surviving and dying of a papercut
0%
surviving
0%
How Will You Have SEX??
created with your mums willy
You are Donkey! You don't say much, but you're a sexy momma. You don't lie, and Weebl loves you almost as much as pie! Too bad you ran off with Chris the Ninja Pirate.... you slut!
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?