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wayne

don't look at me unless you want to f*ck me

About Me

i think my penis speaks for itself, as for the rest, you'll have to take the time to get to know me.

My Interests

reading, movies, the sunday new york times, photography, obviously working out, football, quiet nights at home, art gallery shows, touching my penis, letting others touch my penis.

I'd like to meet:

intelligent, funny girls who happen to have juicy little asses ripe for the tapping. i like all colors and races. someone who will let me eat chocolate syrup off their belly.

Music:

rolling stones, zeppelin, doobie brothers, depeche mode, janes addiction, shakira, there are so many others - metallica, james brown blah blah

Movies:

anything that doesn't involve computer generated special effects or will smith. some favs include dr. strangelove, the shining, scarface, cape fear, taxi driver and way too many others. i also watch a lot of porn to keep my pipes clean.

Books:

crime and punishment - the be all and end all of all works of fiction.

Heroes:

my parents