horses, women, horses, women, women, ropes, fire on the range, coffee, and some toffee
who would i like to meet, that isnt the question, its who wouldnt i like to meet, we could ride on my horse all night long, long is the size of my schlong, schlong is my dong, dong is king kong, ready to snatch his bride. I would like to meet another horse to please my horse, of course. But the real reason im here is to find the one gal that i can have a cup of coffee, and i will hand feed her some toffee. she could carress my legs, then she can grab my peg. a peg leg i am not, i will stick my peg in her twat, i hope it is not of rot or filth or stink, i hope its a nice smelling pink.
i dont listen to music, i play it on my guitar and my horse sings songs all into the night
movies? what are movies?
Television? I'll Teleuwhat, I'd like to spend five minutes with those boys who been whackin in my saloon. What is television.
Pecos Bill, Custer, Paul Bunyon, Calamite Jane, and Gangas Kahn Annie Oakley, and BEEEEENNNNNJJJJJAAAAMMMMMIIINNN Franklin (and yes i know them all so dont ask me or i will ride up with my horse and gun sling your ass)