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Johnny

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to rope, warm up my coffee over a nice fire in the open range. My horse is my friend, we as in my horse and i are friends to the end. We once rode down to the local grocery store five miles down west, it put me and my animal to the test. There what we did buy, it was a giant lemon marang pie, for no it is not the color of the sky, indeed, it tastes good, i knew it would. Me and my stallion rode around the track, we broke the competitions back. For i went to my house, where lonely i am without a spouse. For i had a date but i couldnt go, i hadnt shaved i could not show. Little did i know, that my boys wouldnt grow. For i have been an underachever, ive never been able to get the beaver. But now a quest i have embarked, i hope to muff dive in the dark. That is why im here on myspace, to find a lady who will come to myplace. Now ladies look alive you found your steed, me and you are about to do a dirty deed. On my horse or on the open range, shit i dont care its kind of strange. One day me and myspace will go far, and oneday i will buy a car. For now me and my horse will ride, we will go down and ride with pride.

My Interests

horses, women, horses, women, women, ropes, fire on the range, coffee, and some toffee

I'd like to meet:

who would i like to meet, that isnt the question, its who wouldnt i like to meet, we could ride on my horse all night long, long is the size of my schlong, schlong is my dong, dong is king kong, ready to snatch his bride. I would like to meet another horse to please my horse, of course. But the real reason im here is to find the one gal that i can have a cup of coffee, and i will hand feed her some toffee. she could carress my legs, then she can grab my peg. a peg leg i am not, i will stick my peg in her twat, i hope it is not of rot or filth or stink, i hope its a nice smelling pink.

Music:

i dont listen to music, i play it on my guitar and my horse sings songs all into the night

Movies:

movies? what are movies?

Television:

Television? I'll Teleuwhat, I'd like to spend five minutes with those boys who been whackin in my saloon. What is television.

Books:



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Heroes:

Pecos Bill, Custer, Paul Bunyon, Calamite Jane, and Gangas Kahn Annie Oakley, and BEEEEENNNNNJJJJJAAAAMMMMMIIINNN Franklin (and yes i know them all so dont ask me or i will ride up with my horse and gun sling your ass)

My Blog

Well sittin here

This is really weird, for one i cant read, so i dont know how i am doin this myspace stuff. Two, i dont even know what kind of dudad of a thing i am looking at to post this. Three, where the hell is j...
Posted by Johnny on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 10:21:00 PST