i'm not really sure what's important for other people to know about me.
At one point or another,these things have been said/written/proclaimed:
"see, i've known this silly girl my
whole life (and hers), being that i'm
her older sister. i must say that she
is probably one of the neatest people
ever. i will almost even venture to
say that she is even more attractive
than me. her personality rocks, and i
will personally torture and kill anyone
who decides it is appropriate to fuck
with her.""All you need is Eva."
"EVA-- my hot clubbing
partner, my favorite dancer, the nicest
sweetest friend I'll ever have...hurray for eva! she rocks my world.""A trip. and a half. and then maybe a little more."
"what a nice girl this girl turned out to
be, she proved to me that the nightmare before christmas was more
than a movie but a musical with a
soundtrack"
"Eva..got kooked on some
wine and fell down a whole lot. that must've
been pretty hot"
"With my looks and this girls brains our
children would be indestructable.Eva is: a rockstar rollerskater who trades men for gypsy tears
....a post-modern fairy full of light and dark mystery."i heart EvA!! thats all. even though i tried to
kill her once, but then she woke up and it
was all good. best roomie ever!!"
"when i first saw eva, i knew we had
shared a past life together in some
ancient society, like sumaria. where
she was my tender wife and i an obese,
hairy, cowardly warrior. we might even
originate from the same planet, i
thought. and now she's my friend. the
end.""the essence of trouble.""Eva has nice soft hair that I like to
pet. She is a very sweet girl with some
sort of angelic disposition. When I saw
her last I must have been nervous
around her or something because I got
so drunk I threw up. I also saw her on
her Senior Prom, which was so cute and
classic. I love Eva!!"
"sometimes she smiles like she knows a secret"
"Vile hot and cold temptress from hell"
also, i'm not really married.
