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alana.

three two murder one lyric at your door...

About Me

"I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later..." - Mitch Hedberg
i have my moments.
i can be a nice girl if i like you

My Interests

psychology, sociology, law, urban problems, music. i saw this quote on a building that said 'anything that interests is interesting' but i don't quite agree. my friends and my family are very important. i'm interested in them.
camping, backpacking, the mountains, the beach, and central/eastern europe are all pretty interesting to me.
making out, lying in bed, drunken sex, pulling hair.
weird art and weird music. as long as they make me laugh.
moving to my own island and raising penguins and sheep.
frogs. all types. not toads, though.
sneakers.
my parrot.

I'd like to meet:


guys who wear SUITS. i have a suit fetish for reeealz.
PEOPLE WITH BOATS.
boys covered in tattoos.
people who appreciate my crass twisted sense of humor. believe me, there aren't many.
people who are just FUCKIN CHILL. are you out there? i know you're hiding somewhere. come find me. we could kick it.
self-destruction intrigues me.
alana's Custom Friends List alana has some really cool Friends eva

arielle c.

jason

cammy

brian

juice

joey

evildesign

cristina

mf doom

nicole

darren

Music:

i like hard-fi as of late. also relistening to old dnb.
guilty pleasure: reggaeton. fuck you.
i am also known to like underground hip hop and drum and bass, RADIOHEAD, motley crue, guns and roses, anything DEF JUX, acdc, outsider music (if the kids of widney high don't make you laugh, you shouldn't talk to me), 80's, old jamaican ska/reggae, rocksteady/dub, postal service, death cab, THE CURE, arcade fire, the magnetic fields, the decemberists, morrissey, kings of leon, hope of the states, buju, the libertines, i kind of really like kasabian, iron and wine, belle and sebastian, bad Miami booty music, sublime, new order, joy division, depeche mode, bob dylan, and your mom.

Movies:

i don't like seeing movies in theaters. i like couches and pause buttons. i like inappropriate european movies (see the piano teacher, but it might gross you out if you're a pussy), bloody asian movies (see battle royale and shogun assasins), and i REALLY like vince vaughn. don't ask.

Television:

i used to never really watch tv. then i went to college. THEN i found that tv is an excellent way to procrastinate. cleaning is too. i have tv shows that i tape very meticulously. ask arielle.

Books:

i like books. i especially like books by irvine welsh. when i started reading stephen king novels and books about serial killers when i was 11, my mom got a little worried. read clive barker's the thief of always. read the giver. people in miami need to fucking read more. i need to read more, but now i have no subway to do it on :/

Heroes:

salvador dalí;. 40 bottles. (full ones.) David Cerny. Karel Hlavacek. David Cross. KY warming gel. Flip flops.

cristy road is the illest.

My Blog

this is fabulous.

http://www.little-people.blogspot.com/
Posted by alana. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:33:00 PST

bored, tipsy, and inspired by arielle.

JANUARY1. Who kissed you on new years?hm. shit. what did i do last new year's? oh, wait, NO ONE.   2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?probably to quit smoking or some shit. 3. Does...
Posted by alana. on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:51:00 PST

UFC...

i went, last night, to see ufc at the hardrock casino. ortiz v. shamrock. sooo much fun, my friend had the sickest free tickets ever. mmm ripped guys with bad tattoos gushing blood from their faces.....
Posted by alana. on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:04:00 PST

new york.

that's right, i'm comin' back, for one weekend only. get at me while you can. i'll be there thursday - sunday with a gaggle of hot females. hollerr.
Posted by alana. on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:59:00 PST

for everything else, there's mastercard.

having no money and going out anyway = $ -100waking up with a train wreck hangover = $ 25drinking sparks in a car full of shoes, sitting under a giant deer-antler chandelier, getting told to stop...
Posted by alana. on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:54:00 PST

let me clarify.

i'm not on prison-imposed house arrest. my father just decided that i should not drive any of our cars until i find a job. but today, it seems as though he revoked that rule. i think someone outside ...
Posted by alana. on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 02:39:00 PST

house arrest

sucks. i need a fucking job so i can get over this shit.
Posted by alana. on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:03:00 PST

change of plans.

my life has suddenly been violently uprooted, a bit. mobility ensues.
Posted by alana. on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:36:00 PST

i hope i don't puke up this pizza.

because, apparently, percocet makes me puke. a LOT. i got back from the emergency room and i swear puked up like all of the liquid in my body and a turkey and cheese sandwich. that felt great. about a...
Posted by alana. on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 05:10:00 PST

I'm listening to Viktor Vaughn, and...

...it reminds me of alex. sometimes i still miss him terribly. i can feel it inside, the same exact place in my chest that aches when i'm reminded of him. little things, like a song, or a smell, or a ...
Posted by alana. on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:40:00 PST