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Kale

first we get the jobs, then we get the khaki pants, then we get the chicks!

About Me

I'm 28 and I'm having to shave every day now. I don't floss. I wish I could say much, but honestly not at all. That's why I have two teeth; a top one and a bottom one. I say F floss, I'm gonna evolve myself right into a set of natural dentures. Who want's to take care of 33 teeth? Not me, I'm fine with two.

My Interests

Hospital

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented the brown note cannon. See also; music.

Music:

I like the brown note becasue I think it's funny when sound makes you poop. What a great weapon. There'd probably be a lot less fighting if we were only armed with the brown note cannon. It's a lot more embarassing to shit yourself in front of your buddies then to get a leg blown off or something. Can you imagine if all those people in the twin towers had just simultaneously pooped? Sure, that's just cause for revenge but nobody would be dead. Just out some underpants and pride. I'd like to be the guy who shoots the brown note cannon. Ready...aim...POOP!

Movies:

Amelie, Space Balls, Spinal Tap, Ghostbusters, Edward Scissorhands, The Goonies, Punch Drunk Love, Waiting For Guffman, Full Metal Jacket, Dancer in the Dark, The Big Lebowski, South Park the Movie, Orgasmo, Baseketball, Team America, Family Guy the Movie, Dr. Strangelove, Reservoir Dogs, Signing in the Rain, Young Frankenstein, Bottle Rocket, Swingers, and RAD!

Television:

The arts channel, Reno 911, Family Guy, South Park (it's still funny), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Man Bites Dog, and that one show about the guys who go to Alaska and fish for king crab for some reason.

Books:

I can't even finish the A.D.D. pamphlet I got to determine whether or not I have A.D........

Heroes:

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Seth MacFarlane, Donald O' Connor, and my underpants after a night of potato salad, irish red, and some beer brats.