As President I pledge to uncover and divulge any secrets the government has regarding aliens and captured alien technology.I promise to use any alien technologies to help stimulate the economy. Let's give these secrets back to the American people.Space exploration is the best way to ensure a positive future for our children. A new frontier will bring new resources and will help ease the burden on our mother earth.Government is corrupt. I propose to obstruct congress at all times. I will automatically veto any bill that comes across my desk. We don't need more laws. We don't need more bureaucracy. We need solutions. I will only sign legislation that brings us closer to becoming a legitimate space faring society.We will no longer fight frivolous wars on our own planet. We will work together through the international community to ensure the security of the entire human race.My administration will tirelessly pursue any lead that suggests manipulation by time travel, and we will not be afraid to use any knowledge of the future we may glean to ensure the safety and prosperity of the American people.
