Twitchy Vicious [freelance]

"Unpopular prophets with problems
up against angels in diguise that want to rob them"
- Buck 65
IM: Twitchyizzle
I absolutely don't give a fuck what you think of me
Fo Real
I like nachos
My favorite colors are black, white, red, n pink
I write and not just books
I dig art and I make art.
I don't often make sense
I have no memory
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I eat my boogers.
I hate taking pictures
I don't take myself the slightest bit seriously
I fart, I burp, I make rude sounds. Fuck it.
People think I'm Asian or Mexican usually... its ok
I've never sat through the entire Karate Kid... and never will
I fuckin' love video games... sometimes
I change what I listen to all the time but it's the most important shit in my life
Guess what?
I can actually shit gold
Ok that was a lie, but I do believe in Tacos that shit ice cream.
No seriously, I can actually shit gold
"you know what’s weird about chick-fil-a is they are not open on sundays it totally sucks, when you go there on a sunday they have this lame little sign that says something like, “we are not open today because we like to let our employee’s be with their families on this day” fuckin’ ridiculous, what the fuck does religion have to do with chicken nuggets and some damn waffle fries?, i just wanna buy some damn chicken nuggets bitch! by the way, fuck jesus, i’m tired of his shit." - Jeremy Klein