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About Me

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My name is Fikir - sounds like Vicar but with an F - and yes it sounds like many words such as fucker, flicker, Fikear (any other non-obvious ones let me know so i can add to the bank of mistakes people make). . . .i do not appreciate abbreviating - if you cant say the whole thing dont talk to me (unless you are Colin and resort to oi!) - it is only two syllables, you really cant be that retarded. . . .i am a bit of a crazy, random, off-the-wall mofo. . .as quoted or agreed on by many, "you have to know Fikir to love her". . . and i am completely aware of this and understand why it is. . .
i do not shut up - though it isnt endearing. . .what makes it bad is that when i talk it is completely random/boring she-ite (to those hearing it, not to me). . .i can get angry or frustrated (temple tapping will ensue if an idiot is in my midst for too long) i can get quite anal about stuff. . .i cant tolerate certain people - idiots mainly, and i do appreciate i can be an idiot but there is a line and when it is crossed there is something seriously wrong. . .
i LOVE music - i am a singer (can play some piano too). . . .not a fan of spelling mistakes (if you see any on this page i may give you money - dont hold your breath though because there won't be any * she says looking at her fast depleting amounts of money * ). . .i LOVE dancing - regardless of location or presence of music. . .i HATE animals - stems from a crippling fear of them. . .
one thing i could not live without and really thinking about it, i dont think i have gone a day in the past 5 years or so without it - no, not smoking or drugs (they are bad, very very bad), is LAUGHING - everyone who knows me knows that i really cant stop laughing. i laugh at the inappropriate and the random, the stupid, the funny, the weird and the crazy, the sad and the down right retarded. but i love it - dont mind showing off my teeth - i didnt wear braces for two years to hide them (i love my teeth). . . .i love my friends (as much as i love my teeth :P. . . well maybe not THAT much - ONLY JOKES) - even if they dont love me all the time. . .

My Interests

*1* Love - Sex + Reason = Friendship. . . .Friendship + Sex - Reason = Love (thanks Ciara)
*2* The best friend has vested interest because "he doesnt want to tell his best friend that he's been mashing his chick" - just one of many gems from Critical Thinking (the speaker of this shall remain unnamed)
*3* For some time in the eighties (i think), keyboards were produced with an INTERROBANG key. this was a type of punctuation which combined the question mark and exclamation mark in top of each other, which was used when both would have been used ("WHAT?!?!?!?!?")
*4*The smallest country in the world is THE VATICAN, NOT, I REPEAT NOT, The Vatican CITY!!!
*5* Hyenas dont need back legs. They "drive" with their front legs (front wheel drive) so, according to Jeremy Clarkson "Hyenas only have back legs to keep their bums off the ground"
*6*The day that Jack Dee won Celebrity Big Brother in 2001, no one killed themselves whilst on January 1st 2000, there was the highest number of suicides for between 1999 - 2001
*7*11,111,111 x 11,111,111 = 123456787654321

I'd like to meet:

you. if you a smart. or funny. or a bit weird. or freakishly tall. if you like cheesecake (mmm). or have a passion for the stars. if you like Neighbours. or jam and ham sandwiches (mmm). or good music. Are interesting in general. or like dancing around your room to music, really loud.

Music:

Love:
KT Tunstall, Kaiser Cheifs, M.I.A., Do Me Bad Things, Jack Johnson, Arctic Monkeys, Imogen Heap, System Of A Down, McFly, The Servant, Robert Randolph And The Family Band, Cursive, The Moving Units, The Arcade Fire, Dashboard Confessionals, Editors, Amy Winehouse, Brendan Benson, Damien Rice, Ella Fitzgerald, Ordinary Boys, Pendulum, Rooney, Girls Aloud, Kelly Clarkson, Aretha Franklin, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Sugarcult, Kate Bush, The Corrs, Goldfrapp, Jamie Lidell, Tenacious D, Maroon 5, Nizlopi, Coldplay, Emiliana Torrini, The Strokes, Wanda Jackson, Jamie Cullum, Madonna, Gorillaz, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Benny Benassi, Credence Clearwater Revivial, Thicke, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, Shania Twain, The Bravery, Franz Ferdinand, Joni Mitchell, Stevie Nicks, Guillemots, Belle And Sebastian, Bloc Party, Joss Stone, Ben Folds, Stereophonics, Fatboy Slim, Incubus, Fallout Boy, The Kooks, The Automatic, Maximo Park, Hawksley Workman, Justin Timberlake, Jamiroquai, Danny Elfman, Bedouin Soundclash, Air Supply, Sting And The Police, Feist, Audio Bullies, Muse, Rachael Yamagata, Sheryl Crow, Rod Stewart, Foreigner, The Coral, Razorlight, Ratatat, Athlete, The Avalanches, Head Automatica, Glassjaw, Ima Robot, Travis, John Mayer, Oasis, Nine Black Alps, Stacie Orrico, Scissor Sisters, Stevie Wonder, All-American Rejects, Talib Kweli, The Killers, The Futureheads, Jeff Buckley, Kara's Flowers, John Legend, Ambulance Ltd, Beastie Boys, Basement Jaxx. . . .just a selection. . .

Movies:

Love:
Inside I'm Dancing, THE MATRIX, Equilibrium, Very Bad Things, American Pie, Crash, Jarhead, Armageddon, Titanic (dont diss it), The Perfect Storm, Battle Royale, Amelie, Motorcycle Diaries, Sin City. . .basically any film that makes me think, makes me laugh or makes me cry - if something out a reality can stir me enough to do either of those then it must be good

Television:

Love:
Lost, O.C., Sex and The City, Friends, CSI New York, Documentaries, good quality Channel Four and BBC dramas, Trashy gossip programmes/channels, Comedies, Sitcoms

Books:

Love:
Anything by Shaxberd (that is Shakespeare for all you non - English literature/brain types :P). . .if he wasnt gay (bisexual, whatever) or dead i would feel love for this guy :P. . .When Dad Killed Mom, Autobiography Of A One Year Old, Stargirl, A Short History Of Nearly Everything, The Earth My Butt And Other Big Round Things, Love And Other Four Letter Words, Megan, Megan2, Megan3, And Baby Makes Two, To Kill A Mocking Bird, The Songs Of Innocence And Experience

My Blog

I laugh, therefore I am - Renon Doylartes

Laughing. something which without, my world would be worth very little. . .courtesy of Descartes and Ronan Doyle (one a philosopher and the other a guy from ancient history - hahahaha), something to s...
Posted by i am Fikir colon Explorer on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:06:00 PST

"Honour Thy Mother and Father"

"Honour Thy Mother and Father" (is that the actual thing? not sure. . .)I am not religious but i get that it is just a socially and morally accepted thing that you should abide by - respect your paren...
Posted by i am Fikir colon Explorer on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:17:00 PST

woo hoo

HUZZAH FOR ME for i have finished my exams for this January. . . HOORAH HOORAH!!!!!! Fact: Today is the most depressing day of the year. Anyone watch "Deal or No Deal" - some gripping st...
Posted by i am Fikir colon Explorer on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:13:00 PST

Back to Shcool, Back to shcool. . . .

Before you say anything the spelling errors in the subject are deliberate and you will only get it, if you have seen the film "Billy Madison" (bo shank film!)AAAAAAAAAAANYWAY - Had a wonderf...
Posted by i am Fikir colon Explorer on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 01:29:00 PST

MySpace becomes war zone. . .

I havent even been online for a week and already it seems that myspace has become a war zone for my first two myspace friends Xeron and Kristinky. This needn't be the way kids - you dont even&nb...
Posted by i am Fikir colon Explorer on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:55:00 PST

MySpace sceptic

hm. . . .have signed up to myspace though being slightly sceptical about the whole point of it. . . .it is better than facepic and all them lot but the whole concept of being on this network with peop...
Posted by i am Fikir colon Explorer on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 02:29:00 PST